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Old 11-18-2009, 05:38 PM  
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:30 PM   #46
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The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.


Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:53 PM   #47
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These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!
Seems to be a lost art these days.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:18 AM   #48
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Sorry, maybe I'm wrong. I haven't tested this theory in person. But I feel that if a girl is looking for an internet boyfriend, wtf? I have yet to go to a bar and see just about ANY girl have a problem finding some poor drunken shlub that isn't drunk enough to give it a try. I guess girls are probably looking for more than that, so POSSIBLY there are a few women actually looking for a serious date online. I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.

As to the girls looking for internet boyfriends. They are not looking for marriage, they are looking for a shy, piece of ass that won't cost them 80$ worth of drinks to take home.

Go the the bar, have a good time. Actually talk to people and you will have a far better time than waiting around for internet dating sites to work. Just my $.02.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:23 AM   #49
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I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.
Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:37 AM   #50
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Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.
Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:40 AM   #51
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Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.
Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htm
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:43 AM   #52
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No sympathy. Leaving aside the whole internet girlfriend thing, if you ARE going to do it, then this is 2009. Before you drop hundreds of dollars on a trip, ask her to get a cheapo $20-30 cam from Best Buy, and have your internet chatting via video stream for a few weeks on stickam or something.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:47 AM   #53
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Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htm
Next time I'm in a rut I may choose to believe you on this. I still find it hard to believe though...

If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys. In my experience it is difficult to meet a decent woman, but the women have no trouble meeting candidates and weed through us like we amount to little more than pawns on a chess board.

Again, I've met some great girls and am currently dating one who would land at or near the top of that heap, but it's not easy out there right now. I just have never thought internet dating a feasible option. It's the fricken interwebs...
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:49 AM   #54
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If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys.
None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.
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Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.
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None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.
Interesting. Good to know I suppose. I'll quit judging the internet relationship types so hard then. Though I guess this thread was started to reinforce my preconceived opinions on the matter.
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Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.
I'd rather not have to think about it long enough to come up with an explanation for it.
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