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Old 11-18-2009, 05:38 PM  
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:12 AM   #76
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Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.
It's FUPA. Always has been, always will be
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:25 AM   #77
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Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).
The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:26 AM   #78
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The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...
True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:27 AM   #79
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True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.
You're setting yourself up for the joke in Killing Zoe.

Don't **** with me...
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:46 AM   #80
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Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).
i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...



that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:26 AM   #81
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:27 AM   #82
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I would have responded that she needs to go on the Biggest Loser so I can see her commitment to fixing herself...

...not really, btw. I would not be dating on the web. I'm glad I'm married, the world has gone fuggin' insane...
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:38 AM   #83
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Thats for people who have a low self esteem and have trouble meeting people in everyday life.
This is an ignorant statement. I use dating sites to meet women. I dont drink and I refuse to meet women in bars.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:38 AM   #84
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You really got to watch out for the myspace angle pics. That shit will get you everytime. ::
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:39 AM   #85
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This is what happens when people are ****ing stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.
This x1000
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:39 AM   #86
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I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet
you would have to combine about 3 different pics
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:40 AM   #87
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i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...



that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...




another term for such a condition is a "Gunt"........the combo of a gut and a.......well, you know
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:41 AM   #88
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I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the ****ing United States. Look locally.....****.
Yep. I wont talk to anyone more than 30-40 miles away now.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:42 AM   #89
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1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:46 AM   #90
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