ChiefsPlanet Nominees for the 2009 "Dumbass" post of the year. The "Carl Peterson Memorial" award. - Page 10

**BigRedChief** · 12-16-2009, 08:05 AM

The Academy board (BRC, Pestilence, Gonzo, RedneckRaider and Mr. Flopnuts) has finalized the process for post of the year. We will have 5 different categories for the 2009 post of the year. (Humor, Chiefs, Poopouri, DC and Dumbass). Each of those categories will win an award and salutation as the best in their category for 2009. Once we have a winner in each category, there will be a final poll with the winners of the 5 categories battling it out for the honor of being the Chiefsplanet 2009 post of the year. From this point going forward the annual Chiefs Planet post of the year will receive the honorable distinction as a recipient of the “Logical Memorial Award” for post of the year. And the thread gets an automatic induction to the Hall of Classics.

Nomination threads in each category will be open for 48 hours. The first poll is open for 3 days. The final poll in each category is open for 6 days. All nominations and polls are public.
You must cut and paste the nomination post into the nomination thread, plus a link to the original page(to keep any shenanigans from occurring).

Nominations that will make it to the poll round will be decided by how many nominations a post gets. A 2^nd nomination by a poster, a 3^rd nomination etc. We will keep the tally in the original starting post.
Any post from January 1st 2009 to present is eligible in its own category.

Any dupe accounts or new accounts(less than 5 posts) are ineligible to vote and their votes will be discarded. Any nominee caught being a part of something like this will be disqualified. We will keep all graft and bribery out in the open. All bribery/graft is allowed and encouraged and will only pertain to that thread in which the bribe/graft was posted. Any new poll or thread means new graft and or bribes. We will keep track of the known bribes and graft in the opening post. Once nominated, it’s official and the nominee or the person who nominated the nominee can’t withdraw. There is no dropping out and throwing support to another nominee/poster.

The "Chiefs" nomination thread will be out tommorrow. This will be run by academy member Gonzo.
The "Humor" nomination thread will be out on Friday. This will be run by academy member Mr. Flopnuts.
The "DC" nomination thread will be out ASAP. This will be run by academy member RedneckRaider.
The "Poopuri" nomination thread will be out Monday. This will be run by academy member Pestilience.

The whole point of this is to have some fun, entertainment and distraction from how much our team sucks. You think it’s stupid, fine and dandy. But, please don’t anyone take this too seriously. I know some will really want to earn that “Logical Memorial Award” but let’s don’t stray too far from the entertainment. Stick to having some fun with this idea.
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The first nominee category is the 2009 “Dumbass” Post of the Year, the “Carl Peterson Memorial Award”. Let the games begin.

The nominees:
Tribal Warfare: post #15 in this thread.
Babygirl21 : post #33 in this thread.
Mecca : post #51 int his thread. +2
BRC: post #1 in this thread. +1
Pioli Zombie: post #31 in this thread.
dirk digler: post #60 in this thread.
reiko: post #57 in this thread. +6
mecca: post #64 in this thread.
Garcia Bronco: post #65 in this thread. +1
Dane McCloud: post #72 in this thread.
Baitism: post #73 in this thread.
Baitism: post #153 in this thread.
Go Chiefs: post #88 in this thread.
Raised on Riots: post #92 in this thread.
KnowMo2724: post #98 in this thread.
RippedmyFlesh: post #100 in this thread.
KnowMo2724: post #130 in this thread.
Saul Good: post #135 in this thread.
scho63: post #143 in this thread.
Sam Hall: post #145 in this thread.
Phil Free: post #157 in this thread

If a post doesn't have a 2nd nomination it misses the cut to the poll round.

If we don't get more nominations and more support from other posts, it looks like we are going to have a landslide winner so we will skip the poll round and go right to the Final vote and poll.

Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-04-2012 at 08:23 PM..

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-16-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chasedude

This is fun! First the 1 Million post of the year thread yesterday now this one.

Awesome cheap entertainment!

That's appreciated.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-16-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Sorry, love/hate all the same. The nominee misunderstood you or the post. Your honor is fully restored.

Good idea. I'm almost in favor of replacing obviously sarcastic post nominations with the nominees themselves.

joesomebody · 12-16-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

I submit this guy for your consideration... POST #1

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...17#post6196917

so i was high as **** last night

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

This.

joesomebody · 12-16-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63

With all the misery and aggravation we are suffering (again) as a Chiefs fan, one of the bright spots for me has been the transformation of Tamba Hali. When I see his quick move and bull rush with the big underarm movement getting around the corner just like DT used to do, it's one little bit of positive in a year of too many negatives. Hopefully next year he will only get better.

B.T.W. If I have to listen to one more Haley press conference after a bad loss starting out "I'm disappointed" and then every Friday before the game he talks about the greatest practice EVER, I'm going to puke! Be a man Todd and tell everyone the truth...you're PISSED OFF

, THE TEAM SUCKED TODAY, AND TOO MANY PLAYERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PLAY LIKE A PRO DOES. The Denver loss was sickening on so many levels.

I nominate the above post. It was titled "Tamba Hali looks just like DT", I'm pretty happy with Hali, but comparing him to DT is offensive and reeks of dumbassery IMHO. See Post Here

**BigRedChief** · 12-16-2009, 03:00 PM

Nominees caught up to here.

kstater · 12-16-2009, 03:02 PM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...02#post6206002

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamHall

I don't see a reason to get worked up over football anymore. I'm tired of mediocrity. A little consistency would be nice. I will still watch and go to one game a year, but it's just football, and I'm not on the team.
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post 42

Titty Meat · 12-16-2009, 03:17 PM

Howcome I wasn't nominated? I was called a dumbass alot and told I have horrible football takes. You'd think that would be enough for a nomination.

**Bugeater** · 12-16-2009, 03:20 PM

I'd like to nominate every post where someone said something to the effect of "Anyone who expected Pioli to turn this team into a Super Bowl contender in one year is retarted".

Here's the link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com

Sam Hall · 12-16-2009, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...02#post6206002

post 42

There is a lot of truth in what I said in that post

nice try, though

Titty Meat · 12-16-2009, 03:22 PM

I'd like to nominate the Beaker fans who talked all that shit about Kansas football and said they were going to win the Big 12 North.

Sam Hall · 12-16-2009, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay

Howcome I wasn't nominated? I was called a dumbass alot and told I have horrible football takes. You'd think that would be enough for a nomination.

On the contrary, I can think of one preseason college football thread where a lot of rival fans made some dumb comments to you.

Simply Red · 12-16-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

I submit this guy for your consideration... POST #1

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...17#post6196917

so i was high as **** last night

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

th^t, if we're voting, yet. I've been half-assed posting, here at work and no time to read OP.

**Bugeater** · 12-16-2009, 03:25 PM

Oh, that reminds me, I'd also like to nominate every post where someone said that Nebraska didn't get hosed at the end of the Big Texa$ title game.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 12-16-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Suh as an outside LB

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...74#post6350274
Post #120
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=120

Yeah, because if the original post wasn't dumb enough, the one defending it takes the cake:

(This thread, post 126)

Quote:

Originally Posted by baitism

Tamba Hali dropped weight to play OLB. Suh could do the same. Their weight difference is 25 lbs now, which is about skipping one meal a day for someone their size. I am not saying I would draft him for that, but my point was he is athletic enough and smart enough to be able to. I guess because you disagree it is a dumb post, eh?

**BigRedChief** · 12-16-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

th^t, if we're voting, yet. I've been half-assed posting, here at work and no time to read OP.

That is a very fine example of dumbassery.

12-16-2009, 08:05 AM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-841038 VARSITY	Nominees for the 2009 "Dumbass" post of the year. The "Carl Peterson Memorial" award. The Academy board (BRC, Pestilence, Gonzo, RedneckRaider and Mr. Flopnuts) has finalized the process for post of the year. We will have 5 different categories for the 2009 post of the year. (Humor, Chiefs, Poopouri, DC and Dumbass). Each of those categories will win an award and salutation as the best in their category for 2009. Once we have a winner in each category, there will be a final poll with the winners of the 5 categories battling it out for the honor of being the Chiefsplanet 2009 post of the year. From this point going forward the annual Chiefs Planet post of the year will receive the honorable distinction as a recipient of the “Logical Memorial Award” for post of the year. And the thread gets an automatic induction to the Hall of Classics. Nomination threads in each category will be open for 48 hours. The first poll is open for 3 days. The final poll in each category is open for 6 days. All nominations and polls are public. You must cut and paste the nomination post into the nomination thread, plus a link to the original page(to keep any shenanigans from occurring). Nominations that will make it to the poll round will be decided by how many nominations a post gets. A 2^nd nomination by a poster, a 3^rd nomination etc. We will keep the tally in the original starting post. Any post from January 1st 2009 to present is eligible in its own category. Any dupe accounts or new accounts(less than 5 posts) are ineligible to vote and their votes will be discarded. Any nominee caught being a part of something like this will be disqualified. We will keep all graft and bribery out in the open. All bribery/graft is allowed and encouraged and will only pertain to that thread in which the bribe/graft was posted. Any new poll or thread means new graft and or bribes. We will keep track of the known bribes and graft in the opening post. Once nominated, it’s official and the nominee or the person who nominated the nominee can’t withdraw. There is no dropping out and throwing support to another nominee/poster. The "Chiefs" nomination thread will be out tommorrow. This will be run by academy member Gonzo. The "Humor" nomination thread will be out on Friday. This will be run by academy member Mr. Flopnuts. The "DC" nomination thread will be out ASAP. This will be run by academy member RedneckRaider. The "Poopuri" nomination thread will be out Monday. This will be run by academy member Pestilience. The whole point of this is to have some fun, entertainment and distraction from how much our team sucks. You think it’s stupid, fine and dandy. But, please don’t anyone take this too seriously. I know some will really want to earn that “Logical Memorial Award” but let’s don’t stray too far from the entertainment. Stick to having some fun with this idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The first nominee category is the 2009 “Dumbass” Post of the Year, the “Carl Peterson Memorial Award”. Let the games begin. The nominees: Tribal Warfare: post #15 in this thread. Babygirl21 : post #33 in this thread. Mecca : post #51 int his thread. +2 BRC: post #1 in this thread. +1 Pioli Zombie: post #31 in this thread. dirk digler: post #60 in this thread. reiko: post #57 in this thread. +6 mecca: post #64 in this thread. Garcia Bronco: post #65 in this thread. +1 Dane McCloud: post #72 in this thread. Baitism: post #73 in this thread. Baitism: post #153 in this thread. Go Chiefs: post #88 in this thread. Raised on Riots: post #92 in this thread. KnowMo2724: post #98 in this thread. RippedmyFlesh: post #100 in this thread. KnowMo2724: post #130 in this thread. Saul Good: post #135 in this thread. scho63: post #143 in this thread. Sam Hall: post #145 in this thread. Phil Free: post #157 in this thread If a post doesn't have a 2nd nomination it misses the cut to the poll round. If we don't get more nominations and more support from other posts, it looks like we are going to have a landslide winner so we will skip the poll round and go right to the Final vote and poll. Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-04-2012 at 08:23 PM..
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12-16-2009, 03:00 PM	#140
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-841038 VARSITY	Nominees caught up to here. __________________ Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken.
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12-16-2009, 03:17 PM	#142
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $-1222442	Howcome I wasn't nominated? I was called a dumbass alot and told I have horrible football takes. You'd think that would be enough for a nomination.
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12-16-2009, 03:20 PM	#143
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I'd like to nominate every post where someone said something to the effect of "Anyone who expected Pioli to turn this team into a Super Bowl contender in one year is retarted". Here's the link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com
Posts: 70,546

12-16-2009, 03:22 PM	#145
Titty Meat Inmem 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: My house Casino cash: $-1222442	I'd like to nominate the Beaker fans who talked all that shit about Kansas football and said they were going to win the Big 12 North.
Posts: 78,169

12-16-2009, 03:25 PM	#148
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Oh, that reminds me, I'd also like to nominate every post where someone said that Nebraska didn't get hosed at the end of the Big Texa$ title game.
Posts: 70,546