For Those That Are Still Interested

[MTG#10]

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

[The Franchise]

Good for you man.

How are your kids?

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Jilly

That thread is over 100 pages......I gave up.

Post 1217 in Faces and Names.

Your welcome

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by wutamess

I understand, The single world is a game in which we've all played. I'm sure we didn't GO GET TESTED after every one night stand, drunken encounter, slut fuch with a condom we've had. There's no reason to bring it up in this case.

By bringing it up it gives the impression that he's better than him or looks down on him. Personally it rubs me the wrong way and I really don't know why I'm defending MTG about it.

Thanks Jilly, I just remembered. I really shouldn't give a shit.

~Somehow picked the wrong battle.

Hey, I'm here to help. I do more around here then I get credit for you know!

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by sedated

Post 1217 in Faces and Names.

Your welcome

YOU'RE

[Mile High Mania]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

My niece tells me the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody.

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey: So, everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[BigVE]

Originally Posted by wutamess

I understand, The single world is a game in which we've all played. I'm sure we didn't GO GET TESTED after every one night stand, drunken encounter, slut fuch with a condom we've had. There's no reason to bring it up in this case.

By bringing it up it gives the impression that he's better than him or looks down on him. Personally it rubs me the wrong way and I realyl don't know why I'm defending MTG about it.

Thanks Jilly, I just remembered. I really shouldn't give a shit.

Actually it sounds like your trying to convince YOURSELF. My comment was made in gest and you alone have responded in this way. IF my comment appeared arrogant I certainly did not intend it to be that way.

[wutamess]

1232 is better:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....postcount=1232

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Good for you man.

How are your kids?

Awesome. It makes me feel great too because my wife tells me that every time she has them they always say they want to go back to dad's. Its killing her.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Awesome. It makes me feel great too because my wife tells me that every time she has them they always say they want to go back to dad's. Its killing her.

That's great to hear.

Is your wife still with douchebag from the beginning?

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by wutamess

1232 is better:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....postcount=1232

gawd I love you people. Thank you and thanks Sedated!

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by BigVE

Actually it sounds like your trying to convince YOURSELF. My comment was made in gest and you alone have responded in this way. IF my comment appeared arrogant I certainly did not intend it to be that way.

It rubbed me wrong because as soon as someone says they're enjoying fuggin such and suches. The one that gets no poohnanny, the righteous, or the downright jealous one always comes back with,
"you better get tested".

Yes. You're one of the 3. I don't care to know which one.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by wutamess

It rubbed me wrong because as soon as someone says they're enjoying fuggin such and suches. The one that gets no poohnanny, the righteous, or the downright jealous one always comes back with,
"you better get tested".

Yes. You're one of the 3. I don't care to know which one.

tee hee...you said "rubbed me"

[Jilly]

OHhhh...and I might trust TrebMaxx's wife's opinion, maybe.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

That's great to hear.

Is your wife still with douchebag from the beginning?

Yeah she's getting big too. Shes already 10 lbs heavier than when she delivered any of our kids and she's only 6 months along. Bet he's kicking himself in the ass now.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Yeah she's getting big too. Shes already 10 lbs heavier than when she delivered any of our kids and she's only 6 months along. Bet he's kicking himself in the ass now.

We need a money pool on when he will dump her ass