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MTG#10 · 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM

So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

MTG#10 · 01-13-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

FFS download Tenacious D fuck her gently

Im a huge D fan, that was the first thing I thought of when she told me that. I dont know if I can keep it hard if I have to go slow and pretend I love her.

**Buck** · 01-13-2010, 11:34 AM

Melting candle wax on the clitoris usually works.

RaiderH8r · 01-13-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Meh, she can do that herself manually while he's reaching for the towel.

Normally I would agree, but this is love makin' we're talking about.

RaiderH8r · 01-13-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Im a huge D fan, that was the first thing I thought of when she told me that. I dont know if I can keep it hard if I have to go slow and pretend I love her.

That's exactly what you need to tell her. Honesty is what these women are always on about.

Mr. Laz · 01-13-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.

Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids

slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style

no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch.

RaiderH8r · 01-13-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Laz

Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids

slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style

no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch.

But still toss the wad on her face right?

MTG#10 · 01-13-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Laz

Just do everything all slow and dramatic ... think of some movie love scene type situation.

put some romantic type music on (not nine inch nails "i wanna **** you" or anything)

put you hands up to her face gently and then stare into her eyes. Then slowly kiss her cheek. give her a smile and then kiss her and hold it ... just hold you lips against hers for awhile.

remember ... slow and steady.

hug her, cuddle her a little BEFORE the deed.

stand up and then slowly pull your shirt off as you stare into her eyes then kneel down and lay your head in her lap. It will trigger her nurture instinct.

run your fingers through her hair and just play with it for awhile ... maybe lightly blow on the back of her neck.

kiss her closed eyelids

slow,dramatic and passionate ... movie style

no doggie style, no grunting and groaning and dripping sweat on her. No superman or donkey punch.

Damn that sounds like a lot of work. How the hell am I supposed to get/stay hard through all that?

Mr. Laz · 01-13-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Im a huge D fan, that was the first thing I thought of when she told me that. I dont know if I can keep it hard if I have to go slow and pretend I love her.

if you plan it out in your mind you will know that sex isn't coming for awhile so you won't get hard to begin with.

keep your pants on while you do stuff to start .... it shows that "laying pipe" isn't your first/only goal.

stevieray · 01-13-2010, 11:39 AM

"incense, wine and candles.."

superfreaky..yaow

MTG#10 · 01-13-2010, 11:40 AM

I think I better have a few drinks before she comes over. That should help me keep a straight face.

RaiderH8r · 01-13-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Damn that sounds like a lot of work. How the hell am I supposed to get/stay hard through all that?

Yeah, you should dump her and find a girl who likes to ****.

Mr. Laz · 01-13-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

But still toss the wad on her face right?

depends on whether you ever want to jump her bones again or not.

if it's just a one time thing then just blow that junk, wipe it clean with her hair and leave.

siberian khatru · 01-13-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

But still toss the wad on her face right?

Not if he's making love to her. I believe that calls for the between the breasts shot.

Garcia Bronco · 01-13-2010, 11:42 AM

More close body contact. Move slower, relax, and candles don't hurt either.

EDit for CP absurd: By candles, I mean lit and on the nightstand. This is not to be confused with hot wax on the nipples.

siberian khatru · 01-13-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

More close body contact. Move slower, relax, and candles don't hurt either.

Unless they're lit.

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