Misc Women suck... - Page 31

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**Bugeater** · 01-17-2010, 01:16 AM

Oh yeah I remember this guy, he posted like 50 times a day, kinda like another n00b who's been running around here lately...

TigerPig · 01-17-2010, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Oh yeah I remember this guy, he posted like 50 times a day, kinda like another n00b who's been running around here lately...

Okay. And your point is...? Even if you could "figure out" who I am, what difference does it make and why would it matter to you? I think you invest a little too much emotionally into this board, lol. To see people's posting patterns, analyze them, and somehow figure out who to compare them to? I hate to sound bad, but that's actually a little creepy.

I'll tell you what. I just looked up a whole bunch of possible names for my old account that I couldn't remember the name of, and (amazingly) found my user name and remembered password from a while back. I'll start using that. I know it won't matter, you're just one of "those" people who like to show people your e-cock is bigger than everyone else's, but I'll do it anyway.

Jilly · 01-17-2010, 08:16 AM

Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning.

JD10367 · 01-17-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning.

Kiss us and we'll let you know if you did or not.

Jilly · 01-17-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Kiss us and we'll let you know if you did or not.

It's Sunday. I'm super good on Sundays.

JD10367 · 01-17-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

It's Sunday. I'm super good on Sundays.

What about the rest of the week?

Jilly · 01-17-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

What about the rest of the week?

ehhh....as she motions her hand in a sorta motion

JD10367 · 01-17-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

ehhh....as she motions her hand in a back-and-forth motion

Dottefan · 01-17-2010, 10:31 AM

Look, dealing with cock teases are easy...all you have to do is start rapping any Too Short song from his first 3 alblums..this one is my favorite to use. "I`m a player" ..when your done she will either put your cock in her mouth and drain you off all your man juice..or she will leave you alone, cuz she knows she is ****ing with a pimp..who dont play that shit..lol..

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
so you can light that weed,
while I spit this rap,
and tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was ****in' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to **** young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I **** top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I **** your cousin,
your two sisters, I even **** your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit...

**luv** · 01-17-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TigerPig

Okay. And your point is...? Even if you could "figure out" who I am, what difference does it make and why would it matter to you? I think you invest a little too much emotionally into this board, lol. To see people's posting patterns, analyze them, and somehow figure out who to compare them to? I hate to sound bad, but that's actually a little creepy.

I'll tell you what. I just looked up a whole bunch of possible names for my old account that I couldn't remember the name of, and (amazingly) found my user name and remembered password from a while back. I'll start using that. I know it won't matter, you're just one of "those" people who like to show people your e-cock is bigger than everyone else's, but I'll do it anyway.

So it is you. Now we can find out about this Barkatthemoon chick. What's up with that? Or was that you, too?

**Dave Lane** · 01-17-2010, 10:50 AM

Its like a cat playing with a mouse. She knows you're harmless and she is getting some thrills pushing your buttons. I'd give you some tips but they would fall on deaf ears.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Buddha

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

**luv** · 01-17-2010, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning.

I was having a conversation last night, and someone mentioned that this guy reminded them of The Buddha. I had completely forgotten about him, but I thought they were right. I knew he had left suddenly, but didn't know why. I just looked up his last thread to see if I could tell anything, and read the comments by this Barkatthemoon "chick". I just got curious to see if it was him or not. He could have acted completely oblivious, and I would have never said another word.

**Dave Lane** · 01-17-2010, 10:54 AM

PS women are so easy to understand it is ridiculous. It took me a while but once I learned their secrets its been entirely different. Read "The Way of the Superior Man" by Deida if you want a peek behind the curtain.

**Dave Lane** · 01-17-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Stop flirting with her. She's ugly and old.

And has a bad back!

Dottefan · 01-17-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

PS women are so easy to understand it is ridiculous. It took me a while but once I learned their secrets its been entirely different. Read "The Way of the Superior Man" by Deida if you want a peek behind the curtain.

x2...Only squares dont understand..also you can just about quote any Too Short song, and you can get laid instantly..seriously, I`ve done it during arguments, breakups, first dates..it works.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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01-17-2010, 01:16 AM	#451
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Oh yeah I remember this guy, he posted like 50 times a day, kinda like another n00b who's been running around here lately...
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01-17-2010, 08:16 AM	#453
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning. __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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01-17-2010, 10:31 AM	#459
Dottefan Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: FROM KCK, LIVIN N J\O Casino cash: $10004900	Look, dealing with cock teases are easy...all you have to do is start rapping any Too Short song from his first 3 alblums..this one is my favorite to use. "I`m a player" ..when your done she will either put your cock in her mouth and drain you off all your man juice..or she will leave you alone, cuz she knows she is **ing with a pimp..who dont play that shit..lol.. You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen, I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring, I be a player fo' life so where's my wife, prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe, 'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin' Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland, Got way mo' bitches than I ever need, I put that on a big fat bag of weed, 'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint, Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point, so you can light that weed, while I spit this rap, and tell you 'bout a player from way back, I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked, now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts, Gittin' freaky in the right situations, You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation, To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo' 'cause I was in' ugly hoes back in high schoo' I used to young-ass hoes, Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes, Now I top notch bitches, Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches, 'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set, Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet, So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy, throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy! 'cause I never would fron' on my folks, I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes, Bitches come a dime a dozen, So don't get mad when I your cousin, your two sisters, I even ** your ex-bitch, Short Dog in the house with some player shit...
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01-17-2010, 10:54 AM	#463
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	PS women are so easy to understand it is ridiculous. It took me a while but once I learned their secrets its been entirely different. Read "The Way of the Superior Man" by Deida if you want a peek behind the curtain. __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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