Misc Ouija Boards.... damn

FAX · 02-05-2010, 01:25 PM

Pay no heed to these skeptics, Mr. the_spatula. They know not what they do. Or don't do. Or did. Or didn't.

These boards, or similar systems, have been in use for millenia as a tool for divination. Many who engage in the Black Arts use them to call up spirits. The concept behind the board is very simple; the subconscious mind connects with spiritual dimensions which, in turn, activates an autonomic reflex of which the user is unaware. This causes the planchette to move - seemingly on its own. The problem is that, by opening up your subconscious mind to the Aethers, bad ass spooks can cross over from the astral plane and put some serious hurt on you with their long, bloody teeth, razor sharp claws, and uncontrollable appetites which lead them to inhabit the bodies of innocent people, constantly raid your fridge for cheese, and cause that crusty junk around the top edge of the salsa jar.

When I want to know what is about to happen in the future, I prefer the Tarot. Or I just ask the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX.

FAX

02-05-2010, 01:25 PM	#10
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Pay no heed to these skeptics, Mr. the_spatula. They know not what they do. Or don't do. Or did. Or didn't. These boards, or similar systems, have been in use for millenia as a tool for divination. Many who engage in the Black Arts use them to call up spirits. The concept behind the board is very simple; the subconscious mind connects with spiritual dimensions which, in turn, activates an autonomic reflex of which the user is unaware. This causes the planchette to move - seemingly on its own. The problem is that, by opening up your subconscious mind to the Aethers, bad ass spooks can cross over from the astral plane and put some serious hurt on you with their long, bloody teeth, razor sharp claws, and uncontrollable appetites which lead them to inhabit the bodies of innocent people, constantly raid your fridge for cheese, and cause that crusty junk around the top edge of the salsa jar. When I want to know what is about to happen in the future, I prefer the Tarot. Or I just ask the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. FAX
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