The 'I've just gotten back from getting stoned' and this is what I've eaten, Thread.

[Bi_polar]

Okay, so there are a ton of guys in here that are getting stoned, trying to work on their buzz, or 'thinking' about working on it.

So, I figured I would start a thread. I am all about making myself accountable. The more people that I tell about bong-tokes, the more people I will chill the **** out.

If you get high.... then post here when you get back. If you do Hash, post here when you get done. If you smoke opium.... post it here.

Anything you do to get high.... share with the board. I know I have gotten some great advice and feedback.

Also, post what you eat. If you post everything you eat, and you know others will be critical, you may think twice before you grab something actually healthy.

Okay, so, tonight i'm going to try to combine some purp w/ some keef.

Then, I'll do three quick hits. I did hold them in long enough. Three tokes each. I did cough a little, cotton-mouth etc. but, all is well.


As far as my diet.

anydamned thing I want.

I didn't have a 'lunch' per se.

Kids had sloppy joes with lean beef (as if that makes it great).... I took a baked potato, and put a serving of sloppy joe over it, with jalapenos and 2 oz's of lowfat cheddar cheese. But I got high and just munched on the others food.

I have also had shotgun with some hot girl i met at the market, and synthesize with water.

I won't eat again before bed.


Okay, I know putting everything down here will open me up to criticism. I know some will think that I am doing things all wrong. I appreciate any advice, but I have done a lot of reading and talking to stoners.... so, I have an idea of what I am doing.... or at least what I think I am doing.

The point of this thread, isn't to get into pissing matches about how good your weed is, but rather to give ourselves a gold star for holding a toke in beyond thirty seconds.

Try not to beat anyone down on this thread, because this is about burnin' reefer.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

Cheddar jalapeno Cheetos

God damn, those are good.

Has anyone tried the new Carolina BBQ Lays potato chips?

They're not authentic. Carolina bbq is mustard and vinegar based. I taste a distinctive bbq sauce in these chips. They're okay, but I expected mustard and vinegar flavor and got bbq sauce and vinegar instead.

[Pants]

Speaking of ROR, I feel like he's pretty worthless when I'm sober, but his posts literally make me laugh so hard that I cry when I'm high (I mean this in a good way). I have no idea why.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

Maybe, but I remember missing a few red lights while driving back in the day. I could have killed someone else if not for luck. I'd like to see it legalized, taxed heavy and tightly regulated with stiff felony penalties for driving stoned.

Huh. I'm definitely not advocating driving under the influence of anything, but I'm a much safer driver stoned than sober. I've never been in an accident period when I've been behind the wheel. I'm much more aware (and paranoid) when I'm smoking and driving. I don't do it often just due to the paranoia.

All of that said, I would absolutely support stiff penalties driving under the influence of anything. It's a bad idea.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Speaking of ROR, I feel like he's pretty worthless when I'm sober, but his posts literally make me laugh so hard that I cry when I'm high (I mean this in a good way). I have no idea why.

Rep.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Speaking of ROR, I feel like he's pretty worthless when I'm sober, but his posts literally make me laugh so hard that I cry when I'm high (I mean this in a good way). I have no idea why.

He's definitely got his own flavor, and it doesn't mesh with everyone. Personally, I think he's awesome and pretty much always have. This place needs those kinds of personalities.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

He's definitely got his own flavor, and it doesn't mesh with everyone. Personally, I think he's awesome and pretty much always have. This place needs those kinds of personalities.

Rep.

[CoMoChief]

had the day off.

smoked.

Just ate 3 egg/cheese omlette and a homemade waffle. Washed it down with fruit punch flavored Koolaid.

Yup, its gonna be one of them days.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

had the day off.

smoked.

Just ate 3 egg/cheese omlette and a homemade waffle. Washed it down with fruit punch flavored Koolaid.

Yup, its gonna be one of them days.

Just don't watch any Pennywise the clown, pusscakes.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Just don't watch any Pennywise the clown, pusscakes.

Heh. I hate clowns. and he's the reason why.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Huh. I'm definitely not advocating driving under the influence of anything, but I'm a much safer driver stoned than sober. I've never been in an accident period when I've been behind the wheel. I'm much more aware (and paranoid) when I'm smoking and driving. I don't do it often just due to the paranoia.

All of that said, I would absolutely support stiff penalties driving under the influence of anything. It's a bad idea.

I agree 100%. I dont think people should drive while high. Not that they Couldn't, but they shouldn't. It's much easier to drive high than it is to drive drunk. When you get drunk you get reckless. When you're high you become more careful. Like you said, you do become more aware; more paranoid when your high. Sometimes too paranoid.

Sometimes im sitting at a stop sign thinking.."should I go? Nah....that car is moving to fast and it'll hit me!"

30 seconds later the car that I thought would hit me drives by......Sometimes when im high, im too careful.

I would also support strict penalties for driving under the influence of bud.

[Simply Red]

Como, I thought you were watching your figure.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Como, I thought you were watching your figure.

That's why I used 3 eggs and not 4.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I agree 100%. I dont think people should drive while high. Not that they Couldn't, but they shouldn't. It's much easier to drive high than it is to drive drunk. When you get drunk you get reckless. When you're high you become more careful. Like you said, you do become more aware; more paranoid when your high. Sometimes too paranoid.

Sometimes im sitting at a stop sign thinking.."should I go? Nah....that car is moving to fast and it'll hit me!"

30 seconds later the car that I thought would hit me drives by......Sometimes when im high, im too careful.

I would also support strict penalties for driving under the influence of bud.

I think driving while you're high is a lot different after you've been smoking regularly for years. You become conditioned to it and you just don't get high like you do when you're starting out.

Drunk people say the same shit though, so that's a big reason why I don't trust those instincts and just say to make it illegal with as stiff of penalties as driving while drinking.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I agree 100%. I dont think people should drive while high. Not that they Couldn't, but they shouldn't. It's much easier to drive high than it is to drive drunk. When you get drunk you get reckless. When you're high you become more careful. Like you said, you do become more aware; more paranoid when your high. Sometimes too paranoid.

Sometimes im sitting at a stop sign thinking.."should I go? Nah....that car is moving to fast and it'll hit me!"

30 seconds later the car that I thought would hit me drives by......Sometimes when im high, im too careful.

I would also support strict penalties for driving under the influence of bud.

I doubt you could measure that. I couldve gotten really high the day before and get pulled over the next day and still have weed in the system.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

I loved Shrooms, until the time I had a bad trip. No way you can get me to touch the stuff anymore.

I want to try shrooms but im worried about having a bad trip. And if im worried, I'll probably have a bad trip.

I wanna have a psychedelic trip, but I don't wanna get scared. I have such an active imagination im afraid that it might get carried away.

But all the stories I've heard man.....I wanna see leperchauns too!