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Old 02-24-2010, 05:57 PM  
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What do I take from this?

This morning, like every morning, I drive to work and park my car out on the street in front of our building. My view while parking extends down the road.

As I put the car in park and wrap up my phone conversation, a black cat walks in a straight line across my path. I think it even looked at me. Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyhow: As soon as the black cat finishes crossing, a little bit further down the road, a bleach white cat does the same ****ing thing in the opposite direction.

Help me.
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:59 PM   #2
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simple.

The black cat is Clausen and the white cat is Cassel.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:03 PM   #3
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simple.

The black cat is Clausen and the white cat is Cassel.
And they just strutted on by? And looked at me all sarcastic like?
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:08 PM   #4
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simple.

The black cat is Clausen and the white cat is Cassel.
Nah, the white cat couldn't have been Cassel. He'd have taken too long to cross looking for an opening and froze up seeing the car bearing down on him.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:10 PM   #5
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:11 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:12 PM   #7
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:12 PM   #8
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I didn't have any handy... but now I will have a flask handy for such occasions. How do you plan ahead for that type of thing!?
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:16 PM   #9
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I didn't have any handy... but now I will have a flask handy for such occasions. How do you plan ahead for that type of thing!?
You must not have been a boy scout.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:17 PM   #10
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You must not have been a boy scout.
I never had a thing for 40 year old men.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:34 PM   #11
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:35 PM   #12
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:39 PM   #13
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:37 PM   #14
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:49 PM   #15
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