Life Revenge is sweet - Page 2

Over-Head · 02-24-2010, 09:10 PM

Ya know it ain't often when in the dog house, we manage to get one back on our wives that will one day save our azz

Well, I may have gotten home late last night for my wifes B-Day, but man did she make up for it tonight.

Liter of White whine
1/2 pint of Kaluha

Finally ate a hamburger
the other 1/2 pint of Kaluah

Descides she wants to go over to our buddy's place
2 double rums
THEN decided she would join us "in the shed"

(I was DD tonight)

In 9 years together with the woman I can honestly say before tonight I had never seen her puke for distance.

I just finished un-wrapping her from her "porcelain buddy"

and "poured " her into bed. First time she's had a night like this in 3 years, BOY OH BOY I can't wait til she wakes up in the morning. And get's the pic's I email her of tonights performance.

And before you even think of asking NO I WILL NOT post em here.
She's gonna kill me for starting the thread.

I must admit it was funny watching her stagger back to the truck, then on the way home scream for me to stop so she could toss her cookies out the window again, (we'd already been stopped a few mins)

My buddy couldn't stop laughing at her going through the "I'm sorry" stage after she hurled her gut's out at his place and camped out on the bathroom floor for an hour.

All in all for a 35 plus something mom of a hyper 3 year old who lets her self get FUBAB'ed once in every 3 years I'd say she had a hell of a night!

Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for me. OFF the charts!
Smoked 2 cannons through the night, she had me in stitches

Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for her
6-8pm - solid 7
8-9:30 pm - 13 the girl was back at the highschool prom
9:30 -10:30 - ask "porcelain buddy " #1

**alpha_omega** · 02-25-2010, 02:54 PM

I think you should sit down and the drum kit and let it fly. Time for her to wake up!

Just kidding...that would be funny, but probably not worth the grief that would ensue.

Jilly · 02-25-2010, 02:56 PM

I've never been that drunk.....well, I've never been so drunk that I threw up. Maybe I just don't throw up. But that doesn't sound like a good time to me at all.

Over-Head · 02-25-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

I've never been that drunk.....well, I've never been so drunk that I threw up. Maybe I just don't throw up. But that doesn't sound like a good time to me at all.

It's fun for a while, then the "spins and dry heaves" set in.

Over-Head · 02-25-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpha_omega

I think you should sit down and the drum kit and let it fly. Time for her to wake up!

Just kidding...that would be funny, but probably not worth the grief that would ensue.

MOhillbilly · 02-25-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

It's fun for a while, then the "spins and dry heaves" set in.

Thats when you pop in No Remorse by Motorhead get another bottle and power through it.

Over-Head · 02-25-2010, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Thats when you pop in No Remorse by Motorhead get another bottle and power through it.

Or a jug of Corn and start sippen'

02-24-2010, 09:10 PM
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	Revenge is sweet Ya know it ain't often when in the dog house, we manage to get one back on our wives that will one day save our azz Well, I may have gotten home late last night for my wifes B-Day, but man did she make up for it tonight. Liter of White whine 1/2 pint of Kaluha Finally ate a hamburger the other 1/2 pint of Kaluah Descides she wants to go over to our buddy's place 2 double rums THEN decided she would join us "in the shed" (I was DD tonight) In 9 years together with the woman I can honestly say before tonight I had never seen her puke for distance. I just finished un-wrapping her from her "porcelain buddy" and "poured " her into bed. First time she's had a night like this in 3 years, BOY OH BOY I can't wait til she wakes up in the morning. And get's the pic's I email her of tonights performance. And before you even think of asking NO I WILL NOT post em here. She's gonna kill me for starting the thread. I must admit it was funny watching her stagger back to the truck, then on the way home scream for me to stop so she could toss her cookies out the window again, (we'd already been stopped a few mins) My buddy couldn't stop laughing at her going through the "I'm sorry" stage after she hurled her gut's out at his place and camped out on the bathroom floor for an hour. All in all for a 35 plus something mom of a hyper 3 year old who lets her self get FUBAB'ed once in every 3 years I'd say she had a hell of a night! Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for me. OFF the charts! Smoked 2 cannons through the night, she had me in stitches Scale of 1-10 Fun factor for her 6-8pm - solid 7 8-9:30 pm - 13 the girl was back at the highschool prom 9:30 -10:30 - ask "porcelain buddy " #1
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02-25-2010, 02:54 PM	#16
alpha_omega Supporter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Liberty Casino cash: $-1670000	I think you should sit down and the drum kit and let it fly. Time for her to wake up! Just kidding...that would be funny, but probably not worth the grief that would ensue.
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02-25-2010, 02:56 PM	#17
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	I've never been that drunk.....well, I've never been so drunk that I threw up. Maybe I just don't throw up. But that doesn't sound like a good time to me at all. __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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