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[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by FAX

That's ridiculous, Mr. Gonzo. Indian villages are made out of dirt. Clean an Indian village, and there is no Indian village. If he had been around in those days, David Oreck could have wiped out every Native American residence on the continent in less than a week.

As for the mis-communication, no wonder those guys were pissed off. The soldier guy had only known those Indians for a brief period of time. To put the Tutonkie down on the Indian maids at this early stage in their relationship would have been insulting, indeed.

Finally, I really didn't expect SportsCenter to report on this item. ESPN's going to side with the savages every time.

FAX

Well, I'm fairly sure that the native americans were more upset about the lieutenant saying that he anally pleased all of the females than an unannounced visit anyway. However, I wasn't referring to the dirt floors as much as all those kitchen appliances and dirty dishes that were left out from the chinese new year celebration the previous night.
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