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Old 03-07-2010, 06:14 PM  
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So we have this Siamese kitten

named Sammie,he's been with us about 4 months now and is the absolute most inquisitive getting into crap Siamese I've ever owned.Anyhow,this morning about 4 a.m. I'm sleeping great when suddenly there's a crash of sorts and then glass breaking followed by our houses' alarms going off which in turn brings our 3 dogs out of their slumber and they start raising hell barking.

So Sammie had gotten the bright idea he was going to jump up on on one of the glass beside tables and apparently when he did he slid right into a photo frame which sent it crashing to the floor thus shattering the frame which in turn set off our glass break on the alarm system.

So there I am buck naked,trying to get fully awake, alarms going off and of course Sammie is nowhere to be found and now the phone is ringing and the alarm company is on the other end wanting to know if everything is ok.I grumpily say something like it was the damn cat to the woman,to which she starts laughing.Ok I agree it's somewhat funny but how about asking me the passcode so I can hang up and get the alarms off etc.

Just wanted to share as cats,especially kittens can be the source of some good laugh medicine once you look back.

AND NO.ANITFREEZE IS NOT AN OPTION.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:48 AM   #31
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:14 AM   #32
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Absolutely the BEST pet I ever had. We raised him up a bit rough, (my bro and I played the hell out of him as a kitten) and surprisingly he grew up VERY friendly. Never hid when people came around as most do, and never feisty at all.
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:06 AM   #33
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:17 AM   #34
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Where's the video of the cat getting ran over?
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:31 AM   #35
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Where's the video of the cat getting ran over?
the one he got neg repped for?
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:33 AM   #36
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the one he got neg repped for?
It was unbelievably horrific.......
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:48 AM   #37
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Had one for 17 years (Choc brown Blue point).

Absolutely the BEST pet I ever had. We raised him up a bit rough, (my bro and I played the hell out of him as a kitten) and surprisingly he grew up VERY friendly. Never hid when people came around as most do, and never feisty at all.

I've had Siamese my whole life,got one right now that's still kicking at 20 years old.

Don't have a recent pic of Sammie on this computer but this is him to a tee

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Old 03-08-2010, 10:30 AM   #38
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Awww...what a sweetie. I'm sure he feels bad about breaking something.
I have a kitty named Meesh Meesh. He's part siamese, he has blue eyes. He's a really great cat.
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:01 AM   #39
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Awww...what a sweetie. I'm sure he feels bad about breaking something.
I have a kitty named Meesh Meesh. He's part siamese, he has blue eyes. He's a really great cat.
He looks like a pussy.
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:33 AM   #40
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Looks like an okay cat, I guess.

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Old 03-08-2010, 11:47 AM   #41
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The hammer throw is a very cool Olympic sport. You take this hammer deal and you swing that puppy around your head a couple of times to generate momentum, then let 'er fly. It's all based on this equation ...

D = v02 / g cos ¥ (¥sin2 ¥ 2gh0 / v0 2) ± C [m] (1)

Where "D" equals the distance thrown (m) and "vo" equals the velocity of the hammer at the moment of release and "ao" equals the angle of release and "ho" equals the height of release and "g" equals the acceleration of the Earth and "C" equals the influence of air resistance. Points are awarded for "D". I only mention this because it's fun with cats, too.

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Old 03-08-2010, 11:58 AM   #42
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:17 PM   #43
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:25 PM   #44
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:46 PM   #45
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