Poop So we have this Siamese kitten - Page 4

**Nzoner** · 03-07-2010, 06:14 PM

named Sammie,he's been with us about 4 months now and is the absolute most inquisitive getting into crap Siamese I've ever owned.Anyhow,this morning about 4 a.m. I'm sleeping great when suddenly there's a crash of sorts and then glass breaking followed by our houses' alarms going off which in turn brings our 3 dogs out of their slumber and they start raising hell barking.

So Sammie had gotten the bright idea he was going to jump up on on one of the glass beside tables and apparently when he did he slid right into a photo frame which sent it crashing to the floor thus shattering the frame which in turn set off our glass break on the alarm system.

So there I am buck naked,trying to get fully awake, alarms going off and of course Sammie is nowhere to be found and now the phone is ringing and the alarm company is on the other end wanting to know if everything is ok.I grumpily say something like it was the damn cat to the woman,to which she starts laughing.Ok I agree it's somewhat funny but how about asking me the passcode so I can hang up and get the alarms off etc.

Just wanted to share as cats,especially kittens can be the source of some good laugh medicine once you look back.

AND NO.ANITFREEZE IS NOT AN OPTION.

CoMoChief · 03-08-2010, 12:56 PM

shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.

Frazod · 03-08-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.

I have yet to encounter a cat whose life was as worthless as yours.

And that includes the shitty ones.

**RealSNR** · 03-08-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.

Good advice.

From now on, I will be friendly and kind to all cats. Even the mean ones.

tooge · 03-08-2010, 02:11 PM

Imagine Sammy's post this morning.
"So, last night, I'm hanging out after all my people went to bed. It's like the only time I get to cruise around and sit wherever I want. One of my people was acting kind loud and boistrous, so I couldn't wait till he went to his bed. So there I was jumping from the counch through this square wooden thing when all of a sudden WHAM, I hit this invisible shield over the square wooden thing. Thats when all hell breaks loose. Alarms start going off, the three freaks of the house start barking, and the man person comes running out at me TOTALLY NAKED. What gives. This ever happen to you?"

JD10367 · 03-08-2010, 02:11 PM

Wait... he sleeps with Buck, naked? I'm confused.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 03-08-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Wait... he sleeps with Buck, naked? I'm confused.

They met at a club one night. But Nzoner wouldn't give him a ride home, IIRC, and Buck had to call his mom.

03-07-2010, 06:14 PM
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	So we have this Siamese kitten named Sammie,he's been with us about 4 months now and is the absolute most inquisitive getting into crap Siamese I've ever owned.Anyhow,this morning about 4 a.m. I'm sleeping great when suddenly there's a crash of sorts and then glass breaking followed by our houses' alarms going off which in turn brings our 3 dogs out of their slumber and they start raising hell barking. So Sammie had gotten the bright idea he was going to jump up on on one of the glass beside tables and apparently when he did he slid right into a photo frame which sent it crashing to the floor thus shattering the frame which in turn set off our glass break on the alarm system. So there I am buck naked,trying to get fully awake, alarms going off and of course Sammie is nowhere to be found and now the phone is ringing and the alarm company is on the other end wanting to know if everything is ok.I grumpily say something like it was the damn cat to the woman,to which she starts laughing.Ok I agree it's somewhat funny but how about asking me the passcode so I can hang up and get the alarms off etc. Just wanted to share as cats,especially kittens can be the source of some good laugh medicine once you look back. AND NO.ANITFREEZE IS NOT AN OPTION.
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03-08-2010, 12:56 PM	#46
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	shoot the mother****er. Cats are horrible animals.
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03-08-2010, 02:11 PM	#49
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $644112	Imagine Sammy's post this morning. "So, last night, I'm hanging out after all my people went to bed. It's like the only time I get to cruise around and sit wherever I want. One of my people was acting kind loud and boistrous, so I couldn't wait till he went to his bed. So there I was jumping from the counch through this square wooden thing when all of a sudden WHAM, I hit this invisible shield over the square wooden thing. Thats when all hell breaks loose. Alarms start going off, the three freaks of the house start barking, and the man person comes running out at me TOTALLY NAKED. What gives. This ever happen to you?"
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03-08-2010, 02:11 PM	#50
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Wait... he sleeps with Buck, naked? I'm confused.
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