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Old 04-08-2010, 05:44 PM  
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Married coworker hitting on me...Should I bang her?
I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now.

Thanks for the tips.

UPDATE: I listened to the advice given and broke off things before it could get really serious. I simply told her although I'm flattered by her interest, because she is married, I would never go down the route. Further I told her, she has to stop sending me messages via my work email that can if looked at more closely create a whole new set of problems at work. At which point, she told me that she's never felt this way and that she didn't realize until it was too late (now) and that she agrees that we don't want to go further with this as it could lead to many problems. After which we continued talking but about other work related items.

In retrospect, I don't know what I was thinking because if I was in the other guys shoes, I would be furious.

Thanks guys, I think I dodged a potential bullet there.
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:10 PM   #121
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Just like some guys, some girls are relentlessly driven to make unfortunate decisions.

Once, while I was living in LA, I attended a party after already going several days on almost no sleep. Whilst at this gathering, I become sufficiently intoxicated and overly exhausted that I decided I really needed a nap or I was going to wind up face down in the pool. I mentioned my problem to the hostess who, in light of my condition, offered me the temporary use of her bedroom. It seemed like a damn good idea at the time, so I took advantage of her generosity, went to her bed, and immediately fell asleep. Some time later (perhaps a couple of hours), I was awakened by a girl wearing naught but a t-shirt and a pair of panties who was sitting on top of me and engaging in a practice commonly known as dry-humping. Awesome (I think to myself). Then I suddenly recognized her as being married to a guy I knew, and knew quite well. Oh, my God (I says to myself) what the hell is going on? Is this a dream? Have I awakened in an alternate universe? While unconscious, have I traveled back in time and this is some deja-vu-like flashback dimensional rift type of deal that's occurring before they took their vows? As a foggy sort of lucidity swept over me, I finally realized that none of those things had happened and this chick was just real drunk and real horny. I immediately grasped her by the tittahs (which were phenomenal, by the way), and, although Mr. Happy had a totally different opinion on the matter, told her as gently as I could that she had excellent breasts, but we shouldn't do this. After a brief, and mostly one-sided, negotiation, I successfully escaped the room, found my car keys and got the hell out of Dodge. I prayed every night for weeks that her husband would never find out what happened because he was an ex-Marine and a hell of a badass. I would hate to have to fight the guy - especially over something like this. I was proud of myself, though. For a minute there, I was on the very edge of doing something I would have regretted my entire life. I wonder if they're still together.

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Old 04-08-2010, 10:06 PM   #122
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Some time later (perhaps a couple of hours), I was awakened by a girl wearing naught but a t-shirt and a pair of panties who was sitting on top of me and engaging in a practice commonly known as dry-humping. Awesome (I think to myself).
I've been monogamous my entire sexual life, but this is one situation where I would doubt my ability to say NO. I'm silly putty when woken up by special feminine attention. But if I came to the realization that it was someone in my circle of friends, I'd probably freak out and shut it down the same way you did.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:06 PM   #123
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God damnit, you people disappoint me, this shit had HoC potential. Whatever happened to the Planet tradition of giving the worst advice possible?

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This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?
Maturity. It's gotta be. Hell, a few years back i woulda told him to ask her if she was spayed and how fun it is to have one that will let ya blow in her and not worry about the slimy swimmers.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:42 PM   #124
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I've been monogamous my entire sexual life, but this is one situation where I would doubt my ability to say NO. I'm silly putty when woken up by special feminine attention. But if I came to the realization that it was someone in my circle of friends, I'd probably freak out and shut it down the same way you did.
It's the closest I've ever come to screwing around with a married chick ... or even a friend's girl, for that matter, Mr. cdcox. Honestly, I'm glad I was so tired. I think that helped. She was a little hottie.

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Old 04-08-2010, 10:53 PM   #125
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[QUOTE=FAX;6661857]It's the closest I've ever come to screwing around with a married chick ... or even a friend's girl, for that matter, Mr. cdcox. Honestly, I'm glad I was so tired. I think that helped. She was a little hottie.

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Old 04-08-2010, 11:04 PM   #126
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Honestly Blitz, don't do it. Don't bang her. Save yourself the trouble.

Why take the chance? It's not worth it, you don't know what you could be getting yourself into.

You don't know her husband, you don't know how he'd react if he found out, besides it's not worth the risk. Some guys kill other people because of these very things.

*You're probably all riled up and horny on the inside, I could understand these things happen. If I were in your situation I'd go out dish out the dough and Id get myself a nice hooker on the side. Seriously, one that is 10x more gorgeous than this one! Heck, she'll probably cost a couple of bones, but it's damn worth it...You bang her, and you know that's guaranteed. AND, NO PROBLEMS! Which is the best...You bang, and the rest is gravy. Don't have to call her the next day or pamper her, don't have to take her out to dinner or buy her gifts. Nothing like that. It's a wham bam thank you mame, think about that? THATS ****ING BEAUTIFUL! Which else more could a guy ask for? Basically, you're guaranteed a bang w/ no problems.

*And if you don't want to spend the money, just pop in a porno and masturbate or go out and look for single chicks that want to **** for free. That's my advice.
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:06 PM   #127
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Had a young sweet thing flirting with me not long ago. Asked her what her hubby did for a living. She said he was a cage fighter. I was flirtatious no longer.
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:07 PM   #128
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:12 PM   #129
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Old 04-09-2010, 03:24 AM   #130
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I am pretty sure she made that GPS shit up because you ****ed up
I had considered that, but it's just another indication that bitches be crazy.
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:24 AM   #131
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:38 AM   #132
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Old 04-09-2010, 06:56 AM   #133
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