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View Poll Results: Do you support a standard list of interview questions for new Planet members?
Absolutely. We have standards. Technically. 27 28.42%
No, if somebody wants to join, they already are messed up enough to get in. 24 25.26%
What standards would we possibly have that would be low enough? 30 31.58%
I wish Gaz was around to weigh in on this. 14 14.74%
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:46 AM  
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Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members?
With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:54 PM   #196
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Old 04-28-2010, 03:57 PM   #197
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At some point during the interview process will you please check their papers to be sure all is in order?
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:01 PM   #198
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I notice your post wasn't blue. Jilly's gonna smack you.
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:02 PM   #199
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Off topic, but my dentist quit and when I went in for an appointment today he'd been replaced by a very attractive young female dentist who still has that New Dentist smell. Her petite hands felt delightful in my mouth, and when she bent over close to take a look at my back molars, it was the most enjoyment I've had from a dental visit since ... ever.
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:07 PM   #200
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It wasn't blue....what did he decide, blue or no blue?

Rain Man, that sounds delightful. But I can't believe new dentist or not that her hands still didn't reek of that awful latex smell.
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:09 PM   #201
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Rain Man, that sounds delightful. But I can't believe new dentist or not that her hands still didn't reek of that awful latex smell.

By that point it was more about touch and vision than smell, so I can't say. She tasted fine, though.
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:10 PM   #202
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Old 04-28-2010, 04:38 PM   #204
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Old 04-28-2010, 05:52 PM   #205
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Old 04-28-2010, 06:29 PM   #206
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It wasn't blue....what did he decide, blue or no blue?

Rain Man, that sounds delightful. But I can't believe new dentist or not that her hands still didn't reek of that awful latex smell.
I was gonna say some smart ass thing about allowing fans of other teams in here but your avatar just emptied my brain.


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It wasn't blue....what did he decide, blue or no blue?

Rain Man, that sounds delightful. But I can't believe new dentist or not that her hands still didn't reek of that awful latex smell.
I think latex smells good .
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