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Old 05-04-2010, 12:39 PM   #1
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This sounds like a job for Hootie.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:46 PM   #2
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:51 PM   #3
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Sweet Jesus is right.
Don't use the Lord's name like that.....Jilly will blow up at you.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:54 PM   #4
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Don't use the Lord's name like that.....Jilly will blow up at you.
OH COME ON! I've lost my cool like 3 times over the last 5 years on this site with all you crazies! I'd say I've done fairly well for a crazy redhead!
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:06 PM   #5
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Don't use the Lord's name like that.....Jilly will blow up at you.
God damm it that is not a nice thing to say.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:42 PM   #6
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One of the greatest gifts a father can give a son, Mr. Mr. Plow, is an understanding of the natural, normal, sexual attraction between a man and a woman.

That, and the location of the clitoris.

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Old 05-04-2010, 12:47 PM   #7
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That, and the location of the clitoris.

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Would you happen to have your map handy?
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:55 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:52 PM   #9
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My dad called my brother and I into his home office when I was around 15, and had already uncorked my gun. He said "boys, your mom wants me to talk to you". We thought we were in trouble for something....and then he said "is there anything you want to know about women? It's pretty much like the cows" We said "yeah, we're good, we know all about it" he said "good talk" and left.

I understood the reproduction part because of our time on the farm...I knew if you turned the bulls in June First, you'd get calves starting on a certain date, I knew a hog had babies 112 days after the boar rode them. I knew you could tell when a heifer was stuck by the bull because of the hunch in her back when he was mounted.....

There was a lot more I didn't understand than I thought I did though, but that had more to do with girls changing their mind about things, why you shouldn't say certain things....the same stuff every guy learns the hard way.


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Kids now have it easy.....
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:52 PM   #10
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Watch the Birds and Bees episode from South Park. That will teach him everything.
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:53 PM   #11
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my advice is to ignore it and let him figure it out on his own.

that's what my parents did, and I turned out fine... (pay no attention to my comments in the pics forum)
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:59 PM   #12
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:00 PM   #13
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That's not a bad idea, actually. Probably the very best sex education a young man can have. If she's a good teacher, he will be the most popular kid in school for years to come.

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Old 05-04-2010, 01:03 PM   #14
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:11 PM   #15
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