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Old 06-07-2010, 01:36 PM  
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Got Engaged.
As a choice few of you already know, I got engaged satuday night. Looking at a wedding next May. Pretty crazy how much life can change in a year. I figured I may as well ask, anyone have any good tips on sustaining a good marriage? This should be good for about 2 good answers and a 100 or so funny/sarcastic/worst mistake of your life posts. Anyways, I am very excited and looking forward to being married!
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:08 AM   #91
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Shut up, Hootie. Like anybody here gives a **** what an idiot like you thinks about anything.
I'd rather be an idiot than be that guy, that's for sure

I think if I were 13 years old, our thread topics would be similar...

well mine wouldn't be so gay
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:08 AM   #92
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"when was the first time you looked at a girl and felt something tingle in your belly!?"

"when was the first time you woke up and found yourself cuddling a pillow and pretending it was a girl because you were so lonely!?!?"

"when was the first time you had sex with a hallowed out Dr. Pepper can full of Schmuckers grape jelly and pretended it was the real thing?"

"when was the first time you held hands with a girl and knew tomorrow would never be the same as today?!?!"
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:13 AM   #94
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:13 AM   #95
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"when was the first time you looked at a girl and felt something tingle in your belly!?"

"when was the first time you woke up and found yourself cuddling a pillow and pretending it was a girl because you were so lonely!?!?"

"when was the first time you had sex with a hallowed out Dr. Pepper can full of Schmuckers grape jelly and pretended it was the real thing?"

"when was the first time you held hands with a girl and knew tomorrow would never be the same as today?!?!"
when was the first time you raped a drunk chick?

when was the first time you drank piss?

when was the first time you started a fight and let your buddies finish it for you?

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Old 06-16-2010, 11:13 AM   #96
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:16 AM   #97
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when was the first time you raped a drunk chick?

when was the first time you drank piss?

when was the first time you started a fight and let your buddies finish it for you?

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1) depends on your definition of rape

2) I've never swallowed piss but most recently...I'm the roommate who decides everything in the fridge is fair game no matter what...so my clever roommate Nate, who is diabetic, and knows how much I love the drink "Fuze"...bought a few 4 packs of Fuze...I drank one...and then I drank another...him being slightly annoyed...decided to fill the last one completely full of his urine...I bought a delicious pizza but had nothing to drink...so I eyed that Fuze and thought to myself..."maybe one sip???" So I opened it up...looked a little funny...but I was SO thirsty...so I took a sip...yep, pee. It was diabetic pee, too. Salty and gross. So I screwed the cap back on and pretended it never happened...amazingly funny practical joke but I can't let him know I fell for his trap otherwise that would be an epic win for him.

3) I don't know...13? 14?
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:19 AM   #98
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So, you are getting married, so that you can get laid?
No it's not the only reason, but it is a major plus
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yeah have fun with that missionary only, sex only to conceive, hairy monstrosity you're in for!

sounds like a blast
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:22 AM   #100
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the guy is a ****ing nut job/creep job...

go look at his thread history

he's more depressing than Clayton ever was

dude has probably never even had a handjob

Dude you're a strange brew. Go ahead look at my thread history, lots of relationship threads, cars, clothes, possesions, school, I like to talk about real life. If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to read it.
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:22 AM   #101
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no I think it's hysterical
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:30 AM   #102
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no I think it's hysterical
Good for you then.
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:34 AM   #103
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yeah have fun with that missionary only, sex only to conceive, hairy monstrosity you're in for!

sounds like a blast
You really are one of the most ignorant dudes I have ever come across.
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:34 AM   #104
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You really are one of the most ignorant dudes I have ever come across.
well when it happens I won't say I told you so
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yeah have fun with that missionary only, sex only to conceive, hairy monstrosity you're in for!

sounds like a blast
at least she'll not be passed out. that sounds like a blast.
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