The Giant Hole Of Extreme Strangeness

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

This was on the History channel the other day. Some believe the ark of the covenant is down there. It said 6 people have died trying to excavate over the years. Lots of money has been spent trying to get to the bottom.

Jason sought the Golden Fleece, Mr. Hog Farmer. Who knows? Maybe the Golden Hog Jizz is down there?????

One of the biggest problems now (there's a new excavation effort going on as we speak) is that there have been so many efforts over the years that it's difficult to know just exactly where the original pit was. I've seen some photos of past digs and the crazy bastards had the entire island practically dug up.

Another bad thing is that, as I mentioned, the island is only 35 feet above sea level at its highest point ... presumably much higher when the treasure was buried ... so digging down to the level they need to reach is extremely difficult due to flooding.

One researcher who seems to be pretty bright has suggested that the "map stone" was incorrectly translated and actually points to the fact that the real treasure is on an adjacent island. He says that this pit is just a decoy that held the map stone and that's it.

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