Cleverbot

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me: there is treasure on oak island
it: Treasure? Where?
me: on oak island
it: What island?
me: oak island
it: I am sorry, but you're line of judgement has failed, please report to sector B.
me: I'm trying to teach you something, dumbass.
it: Say it.
me: There is treasure on Oak Island.
it: There are lies in truth.
me: No, there are not. Please stay on topic.
it: And what 'exactly' is your topic?
me: Treasure.
it: Would that be Glyn Treasure?
me: No, you ignorant dipstick. Treasure. Like pirate treasure.
it: Can any one tell me how cleverbot works!!!!?
me: Yes. I can. Not very well.
it: Tell me a clever comeback.
me: Here's a clever comeback: If I had a skunk poop bullet, I would shoot your server in the hard drive.
it: Yeah, me too...

I fear cleverbot is an irritating dumbass. He can't even spell judgment.

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