~~~~~ The OFFICIAL World Cup 2010 Thread ~~~~~

[SPATCH]

The World Cup Schedule (Group Play)

US v England: Saturday, June 12 at 1:30 pm CST on ABC
US v Slovenia: Friday, June 18 at 9:00 am CST on ESPN
US v Algeria: Wednesday, June 23 at 9:00 am CST on ESPN


Group C rankings

England - FIFA Ranking: 8 SPI: 3
Slovenia - FIFA Ranking: 25 SPI: 35
Algeria - FIFA Ranking: 30 SPI: 64
United States - FIFA Ranking: 14 SPI: 15

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Haha, this is the post where the douche who knows he was gonna be a bandwaggoner if they'd won pretends to be too cool for school in Moms' [that's right plural] basement.

Hahah... about 1% of Americans give a shit about soccer. And it bumps up to 2.5% during World Cup.... then back down to 1%... in about 15 minutes from now.

Mom's basement? Is that your best smack? Jesus... you are losing it in your old age.

I "bandwaggoned" it for about 15 minutes once before being lulled into a long slumber from uber boredom.... I faked an injury, rolled around on the floor until I found my remote... and I was saved.

[Red and Gold Mania]

Cruel game indeed.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Valiant

Is shit a racist term??

Or you trying to give it a new definition??

Just sit back and watch in wonder, as PZ the douchebag troll arises like the Phoenix as the civil rights champion!! Kind of like the shitty little brother who's slaping and kicking all the siblings under the table, then cries to mommy when someone so much as glares back at him.

Sniveling bitch.

[Pioli Zombie]

I stand corrected. Nobody is pissed the United States lost to a poor African country.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by teedubya

Hahah... about 1% of Americans give a shit about soccer. And it bumps up to 2.5% during World Cup.... then back down to 1%... in about 15 minutes from now.

Mom's basement? Is that your best smack? Jesus... you are losing it in your old age.

I "bandwaggoned" it for about 15 minutes once before being lulled into a long slumber from uber boredom.... I faked an injury, rolled around on the floor until I found my remote... and I was saved.

You don't call both of them mommy? Doesn't that hurt one that looks like Patton Oswalt's feelings?

And I don't care what percent gives a shit about soccer. For ****'s sake, US soccer has 10x more, and 10x more committed fans than the Chiefs, who are a national joke, the Clippers, the Blues, aspiring to someday be the Cubs.

I care about soccer, have since I was 7. So go **** yourself, seriously, Fleshlight offers a nice array of teedub personal redemption devices. Leave your seed there, safe from sisters and cousins.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

And even if they don't go farther this time, and I think they definitely can win the next game against Uruguay, they're going to become bigger and bigger threats in the future, most of their squad is coming off being U-20 World Champs, and are concomitantly 25 yo or younger. If they can get their players in places where they can develop, they could be in the elite ranks with Argentina and Brazil next Cup.

/nod

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

You don't call both of them mommy? Doesn't that hurt one that looks like Patton Oswalt's feelings?

Wow. How the mighty have fallen. Your smack is horrible. Your smack used to be funny... those were the days.

[Buck]

Why didn't you ever show up in any of the other FIFA threads Ari?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by teedubya

Wow. How the mighty have fallen. Your smack is horrible. Your smack used to be funny... those were the days.

You don't merit funny. Dickhead.

[Shag]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Dude was cramping. Are you serious? Two hours of soccer will do that to you.

Did you watch the replay? Guy gets up to his knees, watches the play for a couple seconds, then decides to roll on his back and play injured. Half their team was doing it...

[Pants]

Originally Posted by teedubya

Wow. How the mighty have fallen. Your smack is horrible. Your smack used to be funny... those were the days.

Why the **** are you trolling? You think it makes you look cool to hate on soccer?

If you don't like it, stay the **** out of the thread. Pretty simple concept, really.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Shag

Did you watch the replay? Guy gets up to his knees, watches the play for a couple seconds, then decides to roll on his back and play injured. Half their team was doing it...

It's called a cramp.

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Just sit back and watch in wonder, as PZ the douchebag troll arises like the Phoenix as the civil rights champion!! Kind of like the shitty little brother who's slaping and kicking all the siblings under the table, then cries to mommy when someone so much as glares back at him.

Sniveling bitch.

That made no sense whatsoever. Who have I been kicking all this time? Who is the mommy who accused anybody of anything? Who is crying to anybody? Who is Baby Lees mom blowing under the table? So many questions.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Buck

Why didn't you ever show up in any of the other FIFA threads Ari?

Is THAT who that douchebag is? Figures, even a jawhawk isn't immune to the occasional ass pimple. It's just a shame that him and Collins' mutual high protein diet did the beakers in this year.

[Shag]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

It's called a cramp.

If you want to believe that, feel free. Nobody was stretching him, he casually rode the stretcher to the sideline, and immediately got back onto his feet. You're naive if you believe that was anything other than a ploy to kill time.