spinoff-- Under-rated Cp'ers?

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by loochy

You must be smart and wise and not flaunt your massive CP post count.

You must not be douchetastic.

You must be kind and gentle.

You must be well versed in CP lexicon and history.

These are the ways of the ever elusive CP under-rated poster.

I can speak 10 languages but only about philosophy. I have a small post count, but a massive dick. I used to **** people up on the streets with my kindness. And I ran into an AIDS tree because I couldn't get AIDS myself because I was too kind and gentle to use my massive dick to get it.

What do I win?