Chiefs Raider Jokes

salame · 11-01-2010, 05:50 PM

I can tell you who is no joke
this guy has me scared about sunday

DMAC · 11-03-2010, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by salame

I can tell you who is no joke
this guy has me scared about sunday

I'm benching him for Hyphen (Benjarvus Green-Ellis).

edit: Actually, I think I will pick up Blount so that he can punch mcbundle of sticksgen in the face and knock his ass to the bench.

**Nzoner** · 11-03-2010, 08:12 AM

My fav that I posted in another thread as well.

Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first Surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second Surgeon says, "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third Surgeon says, "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them in color coded." The fourth Surgeon says, "I prefer Raiders fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Rooster · 11-03-2010, 11:45 AM

Q. What do The Oakland Raiders & Jerry Fallwell have in Common?

A. They both have the ability to make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!"

Rooster · 11-03-2010, 11:48 AM

Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 'Niners' fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 'Niners' cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?"

"Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?

"Well", said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raider's hat, I find an asshole...."

11-01-2010, 05:50 PM	#1
salame Under the Sofa Join Date: Apr 2009 Casino cash: $10010607	I can tell you who is no joke this guy has me scared about sunday
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11-03-2010, 08:12 AM	#3
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	My fav that I posted in another thread as well. Four Surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first Surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second Surgeon says, "Nope, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third Surgeon says, "Well you should try electricians. Everything inside them in color coded." The fourth Surgeon says, "I prefer Raiders fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable." __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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11-03-2010, 11:45 AM	#4
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9951689	Q. What do The Oakland Raiders & Jerry Fallwell have in Common? A. They both have the ability to make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!" __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
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11-03-2010, 11:48 AM	#5
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9951689	Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 'Niners' fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 'Niners' cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well", said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raider's hat, I find an asshole...." __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
Posts: 5,753