Your "OH SHIT" moment?

[Coach]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I had two major meltdown outbursts in the living room.

IIRC, the first was Cassel sucking near the end of regulation. I do remember cussing him out loudly for doing something Cassel-like.

The other definitely was the DJ dropped INT, because I thought for sure that was our only chance of stopping the Bills, plus the fact that DJ has dropped so many of those (interestingly, he's caught several of them, too, which just shows how good he is getting in that position).

Anyway, I acted like a complete ass in the latter part of that game.

Ditto. My wife commented on that as well. I told her "Well, I do apologize, but dammit, those clowns in the red uniforms aren't helping the cause."

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by Coach

Ditto. My wife commented on that as well. I told her "Well, I do apologize, but dammit, those clowns in the red uniforms aren't helping the cause."

Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.

I had to think about that one for awhile.

Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.

I had to think about that one for awhile.

Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.

Would have simply said "Because Daddy can. Deal with it."

[Stinger]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.

I had to think about that one for awhile.

Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Afterward, my wife says to me that our 11-year-old wants to know why he's not allowed to yell and scream in frustration while playing his video games, but Daddy can do it while watching football.

I had to think about that one for awhile.

Then I told the kid to shove it up his ass.

At the game Sunday, the guy about 10 feet away a row down says to his kids "now the guy behind us, he's the potty mouth". Yeah, I know that's me and look over as he's looking back. He kinda sheepishly says "just joking" to which I respond "Why? that's probably about right, my bad." He says "Well, at least you taught them something" and turns back.

Then he says to them "Now this guy in front of us, he's the guy that drinks too much beer and is gonna pass out soon..."

This dude's going to get his ass kicked someday, but it was still pretty funny. My adult dogs are used to this crap, they just crash behind the couch during gamedays. Our foster puppy would high-tail the hell out of the room, run upstairs and hide under the master bedroom until my wife fished him out and he's just stay with her until the game was over.

Sports are bad for our health.