Poop Who deserves more of an ass beating?

BigRock · 12-01-2010, 02:22 AM

Papa Johns has these commercials where the Papa Johns guy personally delivers pizza to various houses. And he always ends up throwing a football around in the yard with the kids and various bullshit.

I haven't seen it in probably five years, but there was an early one, maybe the first one of these commercials, where he rings the doorbell at a house and clearly expected the people there to A) know exactly who he was, and B) be totally excited he was there.

Of course, neither happened. And unlike all the staged ads they do now, there was no further footage of him interacting with the people at the house. I like to think they treated him like some everyday delivery guy, while he's trying to push his way inside.

Anyway, I've thought that dude needed a beating since the first time I saw that ad. And Jared from Subway has been part of two good WWE moments, so he gets a lifetime pass.

View Poll Results: Who deserves more of an ass beating?
Papa John Schnatter	34	43.04%
Subway's Jared Fogle	45	56.96%
Voters: 79. You may not vote on this poll

12-01-2010, 02:22 AM	#34
BigRock Pritay Pritay Pritay Good Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The State of Euphoria Casino cash: $665412	Papa Johns has these commercials where the Papa Johns guy personally delivers pizza to various houses. And he always ends up throwing a football around in the yard with the kids and various bullshit. I haven't seen it in probably five years, but there was an early one, maybe the first one of these commercials, where he rings the doorbell at a house and clearly expected the people there to A) know exactly who he was, and B) be totally excited he was there. Of course, neither happened. And unlike all the staged ads they do now, there was no further footage of him interacting with the people at the house. I like to think they treated him like some everyday delivery guy, while he's trying to push his way inside. Anyway, I've thought that dude needed a beating since the first time I saw that ad. And Jared from Subway has been part of two good WWE moments, so he gets a lifetime pass.
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