Would you have sex with a smoking hot chick if you knew she has crabs?

[RJ]

Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.

[booger]

Originally Posted by RJ

Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.

That parasite free part could make a great hallmark card:

Sorry i've been so b!tchy
I've just been really itchy
Here's a sample of shampoo
try it and you will feel better too

[rtmike]

Originally Posted by RJ

Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.

CP is responsible for someone getting some action again.