Life Valentine's Day! - Page 2

Chiefs Pantalones · 02-09-2011, 07:43 PM

What are ya'll doing for you wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, gay lovers, animal types?

seclark · 02-11-2011, 03:56 PM

wife works late through tax season. might meet her in town for a drink and supper.
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Rooster · 02-11-2011, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

I'm gonna try and **** a 5-10 blonde.

He's a man with a plan.

LiveSteam · 02-11-2011, 04:26 PM

HAPPY VD

R8RFAN · 02-11-2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Rool

I will be saving money since I'm going through a divorce.

I bet you will be saving for that day but I bet in the overall big picture, this will probably be the most expensive VD of your life.

Bump · 02-11-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

I bet you will be saving for that day but I bet in the overall big picture, this will probably be the most expensive VD of your life.

FYP

Stinger · 02-11-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Here's a cool idea I just saw. The World Wildlife Fund has this deal where you can send them 8 bucks a month and adopt a Polar Bear. Ergo, you can give your loved one their very own adopted, individual Polar Bear.

I think that would be kind of a cool Valentine's Day gift. Or, maybe a cool National Polar Bear Day present. Beats the heck out of a stuffed teddy bear thing, I think.

FAX

Show her your sensitive side ..... Donate to the Human Fund...............

KurtCobain · 02-11-2011, 10:25 PM

I am going to blow my head off in her lap.

joesomebody · 02-12-2011, 03:01 AM

How lame would a one year subscription to Pandora Radio (takes away ads and the are you listening bull shit) be for a valentines present be? We're both broke recent college grads. She told me not to get her anything, but I know better. This is 36 bucks, and she'll use it all year, where as a dozen rozes is like 30 bucks and they'll be rotten in under a week.

**007** · 02-12-2011, 04:38 AM

This ain't a holiday for married people.

JOhn · 02-12-2011, 04:49 AM

Gonna go find some bitch here at the hotel, or maybe some 18y/o who needs a few extra bucks & pay her for a BJ.

Figure I'll still spend less than you saps taking your woman out & at least I'm guaranteed some action.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 02-12-2011, 04:56 AM

Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan.

When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.

JOhn · 02-12-2011, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan.

When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.

**bevischief** · 02-12-2011, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

This ain't a holiday for married people.

this.

**luv** · 02-12-2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Rool

I will be saving money since I'm going through a divorce.

Your soon-to-be ex must not be doing something right.

Extra Point · 02-12-2011, 08:46 AM

Two dozen roses for her at work, one for each year I didn't send her flowers at work. When she has to tell me that she wants flowers at work, over the course of this past week, I can't say that she doesn't mean anything else but, "Love you. Do it. Or I'll find creative ways to make your life Hell for at least two weeks."

Win-win. She gets to show her co-workers, who have been getting roses for years, that she's not married to a reerun. I keep a healthy chunk of my ass intact.

It's not a Holiday: it's a guilt bank for women.

02-09-2011, 07:43 PM
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6868717	Valentine's Day! What are ya'll doing for you wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, gay lovers, animal types?
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02-11-2011, 03:56 PM	#16
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	wife works late through tax season. might meet her in town for a drink and supper. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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02-11-2011, 04:26 PM	#18
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $-1754568	HAPPY VD
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02-11-2011, 10:25 PM	#22
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-3377903	I am going to blow my head off in her lap.
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02-12-2011, 03:01 AM	#23
joesomebody Waiting to be voted off Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baltimore, MD Casino cash: $9994900	How lame would a one year subscription to Pandora Radio (takes away ads and the are you listening bull shit) be for a valentines present be? We're both broke recent college grads. She told me not to get her anything, but I know better. This is 36 bucks, and she'll use it all year, where as a dozen rozes is like 30 bucks and they'll be rotten in under a week.
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02-12-2011, 04:38 AM	#24
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12100126 VARSITY	This ain't a holiday for married people. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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02-12-2011, 04:49 AM	#25
JOhn El' Barto Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ Casino cash: $9964900	Gonna go find some bitch here at the hotel, or maybe some 18y/o who needs a few extra bucks & pay her for a BJ. Figure I'll still spend less than you saps taking your woman out & at least I'm guaranteed some action.
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02-12-2011, 04:56 AM	#26
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $-1579523	Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan. When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.
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02-12-2011, 08:46 AM	#30
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	Two dozen roses for her at work, one for each year I didn't send her flowers at work. When she has to tell me that she wants flowers at work, over the course of this past week, I can't say that she doesn't mean anything else but, "Love you. Do it. Or I'll find creative ways to make your life Hell for at least two weeks." Win-win. She gets to show her co-workers, who have been getting roses for years, that she's not married to a reerun. I keep a healthy chunk of my ass intact. It's not a Holiday: it's a guilt bank for women.
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