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Old 03-08-2011, 10:25 AM  
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This is really weird. What would you do?
So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

****ing weird, huh?
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:47 AM   #16
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It might not have bad intentions. In any case, I wouldn't be too worried about superstitious nonsense. I might refrain from eating her cooking for a while.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:51 AM   #17
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ok, so you have the bottle, check
you have the person, check
how the hell did she get the piss???
who says its his....
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:51 AM   #18
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Sounds like the movie Paranormal Activity.

Either way I would kick the MIL out of your house ASAP. She's trying to kill you.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:54 AM   #19
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Whew, I'm thankful for the MIL I have.

That is very creepy. Who knows what other crazy stuff is occuring in his house. If it were me and happening with my children in the home. The MIL would need a lot more than a jar of her piss to protect herself from me. I bet she has a shrine hidden somewhere as well.

This woman will only become a bigger nuisance, disruption to the home and maybe even the marriage if she is allowed to live there longer.

I'd be putting my wifes feet to the fire and asking her what she knows what about her mothers witchcraft rituals. Hard for me to believe she wouldn't know anything as well.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:55 AM   #20
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#1 The only way to be sure it's urine is to taste it.
#2 You would think he would remember pissing in a jar or some other container
#3 He should run and keep running for weeks and weeks until he can't run no more
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:55 AM   #21
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Well its a christian artifact most commonly used in the 16th and 17th century so given the amount of time to improve on base christianity (0 CE) it is bound to be effective after 17 centuries of improvement. It is church approved at the time so I think it absolutely would work. The bible is never wrong!

Or was that about the end of the world? I get so confused...
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:58 AM   #22
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kinda similar to me and my mil. only difference is i usually take a dump in her $hitter and don't flush it.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:07 AM   #23
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:13 AM   #24
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Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:15 AM   #25
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Even if it is for her, I wouldn't wanna be married to some secret voodoo working family. I mean, WTF?
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:16 AM   #26
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Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?
Seems plausible. It's no big deal. Weird, but harmless.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:18 AM   #27
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Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?
I think you've solved the mystery. In fact, I'm almost 100% certain of it.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:21 AM   #28
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:42 AM   #29
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Ok, sisnce we're gonna go down the "voodoo" road, here's one:

My cousin is trying to have a baby. They got pregs, only to miscarry. Cousin comes home one day soon after (maybe the day after the mis) to find 2 unbroken chicken eggs in the front yard, like somebody put them there. WTH?!?


I've never heard of the piss in a jar thing neither, but it sounds like you guys are on the right track.
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