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Originally Posted by FAX
This whole situation is very sad ... in all respects. Her husband has to live down the fact that he was apparently unable to satisfy her, a reasonably attractive young woman is off the market and, if she dies, her young lover is going to need years of counseling, and, on top of that, the school loses their freshman cheer coach.
I have to give her credit, though; if you want to commit suicide while giving your family a good shot at collecting on your insurance, a car accident is probably the best way to do it.
FAX
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If she left a skid mark on the pavement. Otherwise, insurance ain't paying jack.