ChiefsPlanet's Most/Least Hated NFL Teams

[Direckshun]

(Chiefs excluded.)

Here's a game that, over the offseason, will determine which teams truly inspire our hatred and to what degree. And which teams we also kind of like, in addition to our beloved Chiefs.

The game's rules are pretty straightforward.

Below, I have a list of the 31 other teams in the NFL. All teams will start out with 20 points. Every single one of you have two points that you can use every single day. Those points can be used to hurt a team, or to heal a team. For example:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 15
Cincinnati Bengals: 25

Direckshun: Save Tampa, hurt the Bengals. (Please make sure your declaration is in bold.)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 16
Cincinnati Bengals: 24

And so on.

You obviously want to kill teams you don't like, and heal teams you like. You can use both of your points to kill (or heal) two teams if you so wish. Or, of course, you can use both your points to "double-kill" (or "double-heal") a single team. Entirely up to you.

Once a team reaches zero, it is discarded into the graveyard and eventually we'll have an official ranking of ChiefsPlanet's Most Hated Teams.

I'm going to start each team off with 20 points and update this post daily.

Graveyard:
1. Denver Broncos
2. Oakland Raiders
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Dallas Cowboys
5. New England Patriots
6. Indianapolis Colts
7. New York Jets
8. Baltimore Ravens
9. Pittsburgh Steelers
10. Washington Redskins
11. Miami Dolphins
12. St. Louis Rams
13. New York Giants
14. Buffalo Bills
15. Philadelphia Eagles
16. Minnesota Vikings
17. Cincinnati Bengals
18. Chicago Bears
19. San Francisco 49ers
20. Tennessee Titans
21. Arizona Cardinals
22. New Orleans Saints
23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. Cleveland Browns
25. Green Bay Packers
26. Jacksonville Jaguars
27. Houston Texans
28. Seattle Seahawks
29. Carolina Panthers
30. Atlanta Falcons
31. Detroit Lions

Remember, post your actions in bold, otherwise they will not count.

Let the games begin. Or this thread fall. Either/or.

(Edit: You can only use the two points allotted to you ONCE every 24 hours. That's right, you get two points every day. No exceptions.)

[Omaha]

Kill the Seahawks
Kill the Jags

[Ebolapox]

kill the panthers twice

[Sofa King]

Kill the panthers, kill the jaguars


pos expansion teams

[warrior]

Kill the lions kill the falcons

[Rain Man]

Here's my take on the pros and cons of the remaining teams.



Detroit Lions

Pros - Not in our conference, have never beaten us in a meaningful game, their ineptness gave us Barry Sanders, cool throwback uniforms, I like saying Ndamukang Suh.

Cons - No excitement for the past 50 years other than Barry Sanders

Houston Texans

Pros - Not a team that threatens us, easy to pass against.

Cons - In our conference, their win last year probably cost us a Super Bowl (maybe)

Jacksonville Jaguars

Pros - Tony Boselli, had that one pass rusher several years back who was fun to watch, John Henderson getting hit in the locker room was entertaining

Cons - Silver-spoon spoiled expansion team that went to AFC championship in second year of existence. In our conference, seem to have beaten us a time or two, and didn't they steal our playoff spot in '96 or thereabouts? Jones-Drew is embarrassing to watch if you expect football players to look like athletes. Mark Brunell thanking God for every three yard gain while God is ravaging Brunell's real estate portfolio.


Seattle Seahawks

Pros - Expansion team back when expansion teams got beaten like a low-performing prostitute, Jeff Bryant interviews were entertaining, former division rival but not any more, are owed a Super Bowl

Cons - Shaun Alexander stole some of Priest's spotlight, former division rival, ruined Derrick Thomas seven-sack game, Dave Krieg had small hands.

Atlanta Falcons

Pros - Fun to watch when they had the four-receiver thing going, have never beaten the Chiefs in a meaningful game, gave us that 8 running touchdown game a while back. Christal Chandelier was a great nickname, liked John Zook and Claude Humphrey, team could play defense once in a while.

Cons - Beat us in that one Gunther game where we mailed it in, Tony Gonzalez shouldn't be a Falcon, gave the Broncos an alleged Super Bowl trophy even though the Broncos cheated but the Falcons should've let the Vikings play that game.


Carolina Panthers

Pros - Lesbian cheerleader story a few years back. Kevin Greene was entertaining to watch. Steve Smith was occasionally entertaining.

Cons - Silver-spoon spoiled expansion team that went to AFC championship in second year of existence. Doesn't appear to have provided any impact to the game of professional football in any way.

[Rain Man]

Hurt the Broncos! Hurt the Broncos!

And if that doesn't count,

Save the Lions. Kill the Jaguars.

[The Franchise]

Kill the Falcons x2

[bevischief]

kill the panthers x2

[MagicHef]

Kill the Jags x2

Also, I'm surprised by the indifference toward "Denver South."

[Renegade]

Kill the Panthers x 2 so we can get this over with

[shirtsleeve]

save the lions save the lions

[Over-Head]

Panthers -2

[SAUTO]

kill the texans x2
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[chefsos]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

kill the texans x2
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I think they're gone with that one. Also looks like Jax is dead.

My scribblings show:

Det 8
Sea 5
Atl 4
Car 4

Paging Direckshun...Direckshun to the white phones please...

[chefsos]

Guess I'll kill Detroit twice, just to make it closer.