Other Games Gladiator Round 1, Match 16: RockChalk vs. big nasty kcnut

DJ's left nut · 07-05-2011, 10:13 AM

Think about this for a moment, folks.

If we're in an open plain, in a driving thunderstorm, we're operating in raw mud.

Now if RC throws the grenade any distance, it's going to bury itself in the mud (Those MFers are very heavy). The mud will take up a lot of the concussive impact and there are no trees around to create shrapnel.

I'm thinking RC wastes his first couple of grenades making large mudholes, and that's only if Nut tries to increase the distance first (which RC will likely allow, given that he doesn't want to blow himself up).

As for a the crossbow - the modern style ones aren't really that tough to load. You set it in a groove and use something of a lever action to ratchet it back. RC can't exactly throw one of those grenades when they're operating in close quarters so Nut can try to keep him at a distance of 10-20 feet for a bit while loading the bolt.

I'm going with Nut on this one.

Pants · 07-05-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Think about this for a moment, folks.

If we're in an open plain, in a driving thunderstorm, we're operating in raw mud.

Now if RC throws the grenade any distance, it's going to bury itself in the mud (Those MFers are very heavy). The mud will take up a lot of the concussive impact and there are no trees around to create shrapnel.

I'm thinking RC wastes his first couple of grenades making large mudholes, and that's only if Nut tries to increase the distance first (which RC will likely allow, given that he doesn't want to blow himself up).

As for a the crossbow - the modern style ones aren't really that tough to load. You set it in a groove and use something of a lever action to ratchet it back. RC can't exactly throw one of those grenades when they're operating in close quarters so Nut can try to keep him at a distance of 10-20 feet for a bit while loading the bolt.

I'm going with Nut on this one.

Umm no, the grenade itself will create enough shrapnel to incapacitate kc nut, you don't need any ****ing trees, lol.

**loochy** · 07-05-2011, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants

Umm no, the grenade itself will create enough shrapnel to incapacitate kc nut, you don't need any ****ing trees, lol.

Lol!

seclark · 07-05-2011, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Lol!

nut would eat that shit like potato chips.
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DJ's left nut · 07-05-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants

Umm no, the grenade itself will create enough shrapnel to incapacitate kc nut, you don't need any ****ing trees, lol.

Not if it's buried in mud and not if KC doesn't open the gap (they're starting at 14 ft).

Pants · 07-05-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Not if it's buried in mud and not if KC doesn't open the gap (they're starting at 14 ft).

Yes, the grenades become ineffective in rainy conditions on the battlefield.

I'm pretty sure the explosive force of a grenade is such that it would be enough for it go through some mud and into kc nut's vital organs.

Groves · 07-05-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I'm going with Nut on this one.

As I suspected. All you nuts sticking together.

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07-05-2011, 10:13 AM	#1
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $-870901	Think about this for a moment, folks. If we're in an open plain, in a driving thunderstorm, we're operating in raw mud. Now if RC throws the grenade any distance, it's going to bury itself in the mud (Those MFers are very heavy). The mud will take up a lot of the concussive impact and there are no trees around to create shrapnel. I'm thinking RC wastes his first couple of grenades making large mudholes, and that's only if Nut tries to increase the distance first (which RC will likely allow, given that he doesn't want to blow himself up). As for a the crossbow - the modern style ones aren't really that tough to load. You set it in a groove and use something of a lever action to ratchet it back. RC can't exactly throw one of those grenades when they're operating in close quarters so Nut can try to keep him at a distance of 10-20 feet for a bit while loading the bolt. I'm going with Nut on this one. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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