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Old 08-29-2011, 09:36 PM  
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Smokehouse plans.

Have an idea in my head for a mortar and beam smokehouse. Slant roof. Was talkin to a guy that said to build it on a hill and put my fire box down slope so that you dont cook your meat. Seemed like a smart idea to me. Yall ever heard of this? Thoughts and plans welcome.
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Old 08-30-2011, 12:54 PM   #31
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Looks like a decent plan to build a smallish "one hog smokehouse" pretty inexpensively.
Thats.the one I was talkin bout on the first page dole.
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:00 PM   #32
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Big damn help you are,lol.
My great grandad had one in KY I think they called it a smoke cellar and it was on the side of a hill but everything's on a hill in E Kentucky.
I remember some big ol hams hangin in there but I was too young to know how it worked. IIRC it was a really primative settup.
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:31 PM   #33
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Smokehouse and smoker aint the same thing fellas. Not for bbq.
I had no idea, but learned a lot reading HCFs links. Those were pretty interesting.

The comment about freezers being readily available once the end of times hits,

I am guessing these would be real handy to have if you do your own butchering and or hunting.
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:34 PM   #34
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I think the best thing to do is pour a 10 X 10 pad. Use blocks and morter, or stone and morter if you got the stone, with beam supports and an insulated, double metal roof. Firepit running the length of the building right down the middle about 3 feet wide. that way, you can regulate the heat by the fire size (length). Three pipes spaced across the top of the roof at the highest part that have dampers on them. Thats close to the old one I saw but more modern. You could do 4 hams easily it this set up
I meant 40 hams. you could do 20 hogs in this easy
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:35 PM   #35
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What cdcox wrote is pretty spot on. the dew point and how to regulate it is one key. To much and your cookin to little and you get that nasty funk.
Those links of HCFs, cover both of those topics pretty well, or seemed so to me. Especially the heat part. I would think the smoke would take care of the bugs, no?
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:23 PM   #36
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Those links of HCFs, cover both of those topics pretty well, or seemed so to me. Especially the heat part. I would think the smoke would take care of the bugs, no?
Dig that last one.
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:39 AM   #37
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I think other factors would determine where you put it to a greater degree than building on a slope.

It's true, smoke will rise, but when that baby is fired up smoke will be coming out of every opening. Ceiling, vents, holes near the floor.

Build it at a convenient spot to load and unload (i.e. vehicle or cart or whatnot), unless you like carrying hams up and down hills for no reason.
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:27 AM   #38
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I think other factors would determine where you put it to a greater degree than building on a slope.

It's true, smoke will rise, but when that baby is fired up smoke will be coming out of every opening. Ceiling, vents, holes near the floor.

Build it at a convenient spot to load and unload (i.e. vehicle or cart or whatnot), unless you like carrying hams up and down hills for no reason.
I like that last one dude. Mostly cause the cost would be next to mothin. But ya I dont wanna be haulin shit all day.
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:34 AM   #39
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Why wouldn't you lay the floor at whatever angle you wanted instead of building on a hill?
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:36 AM   #40
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Why wouldn't you lay the floor at whatever angle you wanted instead of building on a hill?
Hill for elevation and easy way to put fire below and away from smokehouse, not for having floor anything but level.
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Hill for elevation and easy way to put fire below and away from smokehouse, not for having floor anything but level.
Ah, I see. I'll shut the **** up now.
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Old 08-31-2011, 12:01 PM   #42
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Home-cured ham is pretty hard to beat when you do it right. We never had more than 8 hams that I can recall, and just smoked them above our root cellar (so no real fires, just a fire-pie-pan full of coals from the woodstove and hickory chunks) Rub the hams well with red pepper, or you can get ham weevils. Google those little rascals if you're not familar with 'em.
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When you get this done and then you realize that you need more dinning area let me know. I'll give you a modular building for the dinning area. You can side it to look like a log building to match your smokehouse. You have to take care of the freight and setup but I will give you the building.

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Home-cured ham is pretty hard to beat when you do it right. We never had more than 8 hams that I can recall, and just smoked them above our root cellar (so no real fires, just a fire-pie-pan full of coals from the woodstove and hickory chunks) Rub the hams well with red pepper, or you can get ham weevils. Google those little rascals if you're not familar with 'em.
I googled "ham weevils" and the only result that I got was this post :P
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When you get this done and then you realize that you need more dinning area let me know. I'll give you a modular building for the dinning area. You can side it to look like a log building to match your smokehouse. You have to take care of the freight and setup but I will give you the building.

Of course I get lot's of free Q in the deal.
You in the modular building biz? or just trading a spare for grub?
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