da nananana na na... YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

A wish for a happy and festive birthday today to my good friend and yours... 4TH AND LONG!!!!

He's loooooooooooooong.... and he's... ummm.... 4th.... at something...

MAKE IT HAP'IN CAP'IN!!!

Have a great one too Boyceofsummer and jlscorpio! I don't know you guys really but I've seen your names before!
























***and obligatory happy birthday to frazod***

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by beer me

See bitch this is where we're going to fight. OK... I was born in '69. The Royals were the first team I ever knew and rooted for so to me it's 42 years. To hell with all your facts. I was lucky enough to be alive and a fan for the glory years and I still believe those days will return. You and your old bones can carry on with your A's days. Bring me some pitching NOW!

Settle down, Nancy.

You're my kid brother's age. I see where you're coming from with the flawed math, though.

You want pitching? Talk to Dayton Moore. Good luck with that, by the way.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Settle down, Nancy.

You're my kid brother's age. I see where you're coming from with the flawed math, though.

You want pitching? Talk to Dayton Moore. Good luck with that, by the way.

We'll get the pitching don't you worry your pretty little head. It's their top offseason priority. We're going to be fine.

Nancy.

I'm not drunk enough yet I can still type.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by beer me

I'm not drunk enough yet I can still type.

May I munambo dog face to the banana patch?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

May I munambo dog face to the banana patch?

not gonna work Sally Struthers

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by beer me

not gonna work Sally Struthers

[chefsos]

The 1969, 1970, 1971, and 1972 Royals send belated birthday wishes. They almost forgot you like you forgot them...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by chefsos

The 1969, 1970, 1971, and 1972 Royals send belated birthday wishes. They almost forgot you like you forgot them...

See 4th... I knew you were a dumb bitch but I don't have the capacity to work the interwebs at the moment so I'm just going to trust the damn o's fan... **** me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Great album

[4th and Long]

I beg your pardon. It was 1969.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I beg your pardon. It was 1969.

42 years. Who's the bitch now 4th?



What did you do for 4th and Long day?

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by beer me

42 years. Who's the bitch now 4th?



What did you do for 4th and Long day?

I took the day off. Didn't do much, unless laundry counts as "much."

Let's see , ... I watched the wifey have a few seizures (daily occurance). Ummm, ... I made a trip to Independence to buy some kitty supplies and to grab some dinner. Came back home, ate dinner, did some dishes and now I have a kitty on my lap attacking my arm (OOOWWWUUHHHH!!!) while I try and type.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I took the day off. Didn't do much, unless laundry counts as "much."

Let's see , ... I watched the wifey have a few seizures (daily occurance). Ummm, ... I made a trip to Independence to buy some kitty supplies and to grab some dinner. Came back home, ate dinner, did some dishes and now I have a kitty on my lap attacking my arm (OOOWWWUUHHHH!!!) while I try and type.

Sounds like the kind of bdays I have. Except no current cat and no current wife. I'd like a cat again.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by beer me

Sounds like the kid of bdays I have. Except no current cat and no current wife. I'd like a cat again.

I have 3 kittens left out of this litter. You can have ALL of them.

[4th and Long]

My birthday was over 28 minutes ago so I'm calling it a night. Have a good one, ol' buddy.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I have 3 kittens left out of this litter. You can have ALL of them.

I've always loved cats but somehow I've had bad experiences with the last 3. I live in an upstairs apartment.... not that that matters to cats... but I dont want anymore pets until I move.