Conjoined twins are getting married! [one of them anyway]

[ReynardMuldrake]

So is this considered polygamy? If the other half gets married, do husbands have to share? When they get divorced, which half does he get?

It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.

•2 heads
•2 completely separate spinal cords
•2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
•2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
•1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
•2 breasts
•2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
•4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
•1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
•2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
•2 stomachs
•2 gallbladders
•1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
•Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
•1 large intestine with one colon
•2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
•1 bladder
•1 set of reproductive organs
•2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
•1 slightly broad pelvis
•2 legs

http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

[darkchief]

I'd do the tall one.

[demonhero]

Is there a sale for lawn trashbags at Lowes?

[JD10367]

You can get head AND teabag at the same time. Cool.

[AustinChief]

Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

[jd1020]

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by AustinChief

Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

[WV]

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

[Brock]

Can the other one marry a different guy? Can they both marry the same guy? Will the husband be able to claim them both on his income tax return?

So many questions.

[BigMeatballDave]

What if one likes anal but the other doesn't?

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It's like having a threesome while remaining faithful. This fellow has found a loophole!

Yes. This is the best case scenario. LOL.

[threebag]

Nothing like tossed salad and a blow job--at the same time

[teedubya]

It would be cooler if they had 4 boobs.

[The Iron Chief]

Originally Posted by WVChiefFan

That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

I ask myself how buzzed I've got to be to get past the uncool part and be like F@#K it lets do this!

[ReynardMuldrake]

Imagine how weird it would be for the kid growing up:

"I have two mommies."
"Oh, so your parents are lesbians? Is one of them your biological mom?"
"They both are. I have a daddy too."
"????"

[RockChalk]

"One set of reproductive organs".

They couldn't just say one vagina or something like that? Would've been all win for the guy if they somehow each had their own vagina. Since they share one, I don't think you could rule any sexual encounters as a true threesome