I thought she was just a friend & she is married

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie

I know that you are envious of my ability to actually talk to females...

but I really, really, really enjoy being single. No one tells me what to do, I can bang whoever I want whenever I want without feeling guilty about it, no Valentines day, birthdays to worry about...no parents to worry about

I had a girlfriend for an entire year last year and I really enjoyed our time together, but decided not to move to California with her, and am very happy with my decision. I have no desire to be married before I'm 35. I want to be financially stable before I rush into any sort of family commitment.

Of course I have the luxury of being a happy single...you don't...you're just a miserable **** who, like I said, couldn't get a chick with a $1M dollar bill hanging from your zipper...

So your ability with women is so great you have to sign up for an account on Datehookup?