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Old 01-28-2012, 03:36 PM  
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What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.
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Old 01-29-2012, 11:01 AM   #166
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Old 01-29-2012, 11:37 AM   #167
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Holy shit I was just going to post this.

I don't watch many movies but I have some friend that do and they quote all this shit to me that doesn't make sense, so I ask what, and they said it is from a movie. Annoying as ****.
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Old 01-29-2012, 12:20 PM   #168
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Old 01-29-2012, 12:25 PM   #169
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The problem is that you don't own the road.....turning your signal on to let me know you want to get over is great, but don't assume I am going to cower away and let you in. You have just as much responsibility to be a safe and courteous driver as I do in my personal vehicle.

And before you lecture me about the life of a truck driver.....I come from a family of them.
Hell Yes I own the road... WTF is wrong with you, When I turn my turn signal on, you better mash the gas and get around me or lift...

Also, when you come to the end of an on ramp and there is not a place to get in... Don't expect me to stop on the highway to let you in... Press the gas pedal and get the hell on.

Also when I am trying to turn down a small street and you feel you don't want to back up to let me in, you can rest assured, you won't be able to go anywhere until you do so, this means it does no good to look down and act like you don't see me.

Oh and coming from a family of them does not make you experienced Rookie
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Old 01-29-2012, 12:33 PM   #170
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Old 01-29-2012, 12:56 PM   #171
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Just yesterday, the wife and I went to the movies (Underworld: Awakenings) and about a 1/2 hour in I hear a baby start crying. The dumb bidge did get up and take the baby out of the theater, but who brings a ****ing baby to a movie? And what kind of movie theater allows that shit in the first place?
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:02 PM   #172
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Hell Yes I own the road... WTF is wrong with you, When I turn my turn signal on, you better mash the gas and get around me or lift...

Also, when you come to the end of an on ramp and there is not a place to get in... Don't expect me to stop on the highway to let you in... Press the gas pedal and get the hell on.

Also when I am trying to turn down a small street and you feel you don't want to back up to let me in, you can rest assured, you won't be able to go anywhere until you do so, this means it does no good to look down and act like you don't see me.

Oh and coming from a family of them does not make you experienced Rookie
First.....no, coming from a family of truckers doesn't make me a trucker driver or even a rookie, but it gives me good insight into what are the traits of a good steward of the road. And you are definitely not one in any way, shape or form.

You're the type of trucker who grew up thinking you own the road and screw anyone that gets in your way. My Dad had a great term for the new breed of trucker that came along like you....

It's simple....you don't own the road you share it with others. I just hope your attitude that everyone else better get out of your way or else, doesn't come back to hurt someone seriously.
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:05 PM   #173
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Just yesterday, the wife and I went to the movies (Underworld: Awakenings) and about a 1/2 hour in I hear a baby start crying. The dumb bidge did get up and take the baby out of the theater, but who brings a ****ing baby to a movie? And what kind of movie theater allows that shit in the first place?
That is high on my list of annoyances, right up there with teenagers treating movie theaters as their gathering places to gab and cavort.
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:07 PM   #174
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Just yesterday, the wife and I went to the movies (Underworld: Awakenings) and about a 1/2 hour in I hear a baby start crying. The dumb bidge did get up and take the baby out of the theater, but who brings a ****ing baby to a movie? And what kind of movie theater allows that shit in the first place?
I'm with you on this.....never bring a baby to the movie theater. I can tolerate it at a restaurant, because I know that screaming kids, crying babies, and people who think they are more important than others are a part of the experience you come to expect unless you are at a high price joint.

But there is no reason to see it at a movie theater.

And while I am at it...if you still have your cell phone on, and decide to answer it and talk during the movie, you better be a Dr.
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:08 PM   #175
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I don't have kids and don't want to hear your cryings kids when I do go out. My wife if the only reason I don't say anything...
Sounds like you need to find a place that is adults only.
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:15 PM   #176
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First.....no, coming from a family of truckers doesn't make me a trucker driver or even a rookie, but it gives me good insight into what are the traits of a good steward of the road. And you are definitely not one in any way, shape or form.

You're the type of trucker who grew up thinking you own the road and screw anyone that gets in your way. My Dad had a great term for the new breed of trucker that came along like you....

It's simple....you don't own the road you share it with others. I just hope your attitude that everyone else better get out of your way or else, doesn't come back to hurt someone seriously.

I currently have 26 years in a row safe driving.... You do the math rookie
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Old 01-29-2012, 02:44 PM   #178
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15 years growing up + 40 years in prison for murder + 26 years driving = 81 years of age?

Damn you old.
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Old 01-29-2012, 02:47 PM   #179
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There are probably a bunch of posts already about driving, but here goes. I HATE it when I'm on the highway (3 or 4 lane) and when approaching an exit someone always decides "Holy horse shit, I need to exit here but I'm in the far left or middle lane. I guess I have no choice but to quickly beeline over to the exit and **** anyone who is in the way." This happens nearly every day on my drive home.

Also when someone is exiting and right before they get on the ramp, they decide "Holy horse shit! I don't wanna exit here. I better make a quick beeline back onto the highway across all these divider lines, and **** anyone in the way!"

Why are there so many god damn people who have no idea where they're going? Figure out where the **** you're going and drive accordingly. Think ahead, you forced-sodomy-stain on society.
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