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Old 02-22-2012, 03:45 PM  
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Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head, Lives,Calls 911- Probably Due to CP Poll Hate

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU

'SEINFELD' STAR
Survives Suicide Attempt
'I've Shot Myself in the Head'


Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help.

Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help."

The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes."

The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple."

Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them.

Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.


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Old 02-22-2012, 03:55 PM   #16
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Of all the reasons to takes one's life
The loss of a few toes would be way down on the list
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:55 PM   #17
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We need more Seinfeld threads like we need a hole in our head.
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:56 PM   #18
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:56 PM   #19
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I was actually hoping it would be one of the main stars.

And how fitting it would be if the others showed up and mocked the person afterward:

Jerry: OH MY GOD, Elaine is getting blood all over my sofa!

Kramer: Isn't that the same spot with Pepe peed?

George: Dammit, she was supposed to hook me up with her hot friend! Now what the hell am I going to do with this extra ticket!

(and you people thought I never watched the show)
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:58 PM   #20
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Did he report that it was like getting kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola? Maybe he should've been wearing a helmet.
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Old 02-22-2012, 03:59 PM   #21
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Old 02-22-2012, 04:00 PM   #22
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So, did anybody have this guy in the Dead Pool?
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Old 02-22-2012, 04:02 PM   #23
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...this episode is prolly all over nothing...
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Old 02-22-2012, 04:02 PM   #24
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Of all the reasons to takes one's life
The loss of a few toes would be way down on the list
Which is why I'm sure he reconsidered. Good thing he was a bad shot.
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Just because we don't think its the best thing since internet porn, we're haters? I don't hate Seinfeld. Just don't feel its the funniest show ever. BFD.
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