Movies and TV Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head, Lives,Calls 911- Probably Due to CP Poll Hate - Page 5

Sofa King · 02-22-2012, 03:45 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU

'SEINFELD' STAR
Survives Suicide Attempt
'I've Shot Myself in the Head'

Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help.

Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help."

The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes."

The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple."

Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them.

Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.

Thig Lyfe · 02-23-2012, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

, a prime example of why I love this place.

A joke that's been made on literally every other website that's covered this story is a prime example of why you love this place?

(No offense, FAX.)

Ultra Peanut · 02-24-2012, 04:59 PM

Seriously, Soup Nazi references are kind of gauche imo

SLAG · 02-24-2012, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

He wasn't a star on Seinfeld, he was a star on Malcolm in the Middle, which should have won the poll.

Commandant Spangler

QFT

Marcellus · 02-24-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

A joke that's been made on literally every other website that's covered this story is a prime example of why you love this place?

(No offense, FAX.)

I read it here first, I laughed. Sue me.

(No offense FAX)

Ultra Peanut · 02-24-2012, 05:23 PM

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you; the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight, friends, in your quilted chambray nightshirts.

**Rain Man** · 02-24-2012, 05:47 PM

Wow. I didn't remember that he was in both Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle. Those are two of the three best sitcoms in television history.

**Rain Man** · 02-24-2012, 05:53 PM

I'm looking up his history, and he's got good taste in scripts. He had parts in Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Philadelphia at the movies, and had TV appearances in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Ally McBeal, West Wing, and The X-Files.

Sofa King · 02-24-2012, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm looking up his history, and he's got good taste in scripts. He had parts in Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Philadelphia at the movies, and had TV appearances in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Ally McBeal, West Wing, and The X-Files.

Super Troopers was his best work.

whoman69 · 02-24-2012, 08:39 PM

If lack of love from the Sitcom poll could result in this, why didn't Fran Drescher blow her brains out too?

**BossChief** · 02-24-2012, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Wow. I didn't remember that he was in both Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle. Those are two of the three best sitcoms in television history.

Only because Trailer Park Boys is a little obscure, Rainman. IMO of course.

If that show was on a network, it would likely be one of, if not THE, most popular show/s on TV.

02-22-2012, 03:45 PM
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-380000 VARSITY	Seinfeld Star Shoots Self In Head, Lives,Calls 911- Probably Due to CP Poll Hate http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-.../#.T0VhMYem_NU 'SEINFELD' STAR Survives Suicide Attempt 'I've Shot Myself in the Head' Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help. Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help." The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes." The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple." Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them. Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition. During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.
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