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Smoke em if you Got Em....KABOOM!
I wonder if this poor schmuck was related to Wyle E. Coyote...
http://tinyurl.com/7ot99vl HAVELOCK, N.C. -- Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning. City spokeswoman Diane Miller said investigators believe Banning was at a friend's apartment when he apparently mistook a jar of gasoline sitting by the kitchen sink for a beverage. After taking a gulp, he spit the gas out and got some on his clothes. Sometime later, investigators say Banning went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flame. Havelock police and the city fire marshal are continuing their investigation. |
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02-29-2012, 11:03 AM | #2 |
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That's why I drive a duramax.
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02-29-2012, 11:08 AM | #3 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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02-29-2012, 11:10 AM | #4 |
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Ok, my first question would be, why was there a jar of gasoline just "sitting by the kitchen sink"?
Me thinks there's more to this story. "Hold my beer and watch this".
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02-29-2012, 11:12 AM | #5 |
Wasted away again...
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Also, I was going to make an inflammatory remark, but decided against it.
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02-29-2012, 11:13 AM | #6 |
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I don't know about you but I have jars of gasoline all over my house. You never know when you might need it.
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02-29-2012, 11:13 AM | #7 |
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He went down in a blaze of glory.
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02-29-2012, 11:14 AM | #8 |
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After you knew you drank gasoline why would you light a fire? Besides, gasoline is a chemical that burns your skin so you would want to wash it off or at least take your soaked shirt off.
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02-29-2012, 11:15 AM | #9 |
Wasted away again...
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02-29-2012, 11:15 AM | #10 |
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02-29-2012, 11:17 AM | #11 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Are you really trying to explain WHY our newest Darwin Nominee wasn't smarter than the average road-side rock? It can not be reasoned.
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02-29-2012, 11:18 AM | #12 |
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i'm not getting fired up over a Banning.
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02-29-2012, 11:21 AM | #13 |
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This burn me up that this guy was that stupid.
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02-29-2012, 11:21 AM | #14 |
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He must have been fuming mad someone drank his gas.
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02-29-2012, 11:21 AM | #15 |
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fire-eating is outta-style ......
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