Replacement toilet

[ohiobronco2]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Excuse me, but I'm an apartment maintenance guy. Don't ****ing put anything other than shit, piss or toilet paper down the goddamn thing.

I was doing work on a clogged toilet at an apartment complex that an asshole was evicted from. I tried the plunger, no luck. Snake would go only so far in and stop. So I reached down (after I emptied the toilet) and the mother ****er had cut a gel bottom in half and stuffed it as far into the toilet as he could. Afterwards, took a shit and left. If I ever meet him, I'm running my fingers across his nose.