Describe the nicest bathroom you ever pooped in

[RealSNR]

If possible, talk about the bathroom's aesthete. What about the environment made your pooping experience pleasant? Was it a public or private bathroom? Did the toilet itself factor into the niceness? Did it smell nice? Would you say the comfort of the room/environment improved your pooping?

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Your picture does the whole thing some justice. That's a ****ing commode!

I remember the bathroom attendant chasing off the women when they wandered in to check out the pool room. He'd tell them, Sorry men only.

[Rain Man]

I don't have a particularly exquisite experience that comes to mind, but I can say one thing for sure. The nicest bathroom I've ever used certainly did not come with a bathroom attendant. There's nothing worse than going into a bathroom and seeing some guy there hovering over the paper towels with a glass full of dollar bills on the counter.

Seriously, if I'm in a restaurant and they have a bathroom attendant, I will never ever go to that restaurant again. It annoys me to no end.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't have a particularly exquisite experience that comes to mind, but I can say one thing for sure. The nicest bathroom I've ever used certainly did not come with a bathroom attendant. There's nothing worse than going into a bathroom and seeing some guy there hovering over the paper towels with a glass full of dollar bills on the counter.

Seriously, if I'm in a restaurant and they have a bathroom attendant, I will never ever go to that restaurant again. It annoys me to no end.

i wonder about those mints the attendants have too. i don't eat anything that comes from a shitter.
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[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't have a particularly exquisite experience that comes to mind, but I can say one thing for sure. The nicest bathroom I've ever used certainly did not come with a bathroom attendant. There's nothing worse than going into a bathroom and seeing some guy there hovering over the paper towels with a glass full of dollar bills on the counter.

Seriously, if I'm in a restaurant and they have a bathroom attendant, I will never ever go to that restaurant again. It annoys me to no end.

A couple of extra bucks gets you a 'handy'.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

A couple of extra bucks gets you a 'handy'.

sounds like your thumb is back to normal, bud!
nice to see ya!
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[DaFace]

It's not THAT special, but I've always been impressed with the hidden gem that is the restroom in the main terminal at DIA.

[Frazod]

One thing I miss is full sized, to the floor urinals. Used to be the norm - now you have to be in a really old building that hasn't been remodeled. Haven't seen one in years.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by chasedude

Went to see Shoji Tabuchi @ Branson once. Took a dump in his million dollar bathroom then played some billards in the same bathroom.

Edit: Here's a pic of the pool table inside the bathroom.

Are you allowed to poop in the pockets and wipe your ass with the tassels?

[Donger]

I stayed on the top floor of the Bellagio once. The bathroom was larger than my apartment (at the time). I also freaked out and called security when I came back from dinner and someone had "messed with my bed!"

"Errr, Mr. Donger, we call that 'turn-down service.'"

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by chasedude

Went to see Shoji Tabuchi @ Branson once. Took a dump in his million dollar bathroom then played some billards in the same bathroom.

Edit: Here's a pic of the pool table inside the bathroom.

BOOM! Got a joke:

"Corner pocket's full. Try a bank shot into some place else"

[Simply Red]

i will literally shit anywhere, if i have to bad enough.

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by Stewie

Are you allowed to poop in the pockets and wipe your ass with the tassels?

Not sure about that, but if you give the attendant enough of a tip he might come in and wipe for you

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by SNR

BOOM! Got a joke:

"Corner pocket's full. Try a bank shot into some place else"

I think will call my next shot to be the Casselturd in the corner pocket.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

There is a Japanese fiddle player in Branson named Shoji Tabuchi that has golden toilets and a nice pool table in the Loo inside of his theatre. You can't beat that.

Earlier yesterday, I was --><--this close to making a Shoji reference.

[Jive Ass]

Originally Posted by SNR

For me, it's definitely my aunt and uncle's bathroom. It was a 2nd floor bathroom with sky lighting that looked up into the upper branches of the oak trees that grew over their house. The natural light really brightened up the room naturally, and you rarely had to turn on the light switch to use the bathroom during the day. Sometimes you could even poop at night with just the moonlight.

The walls were a soft gray with marble tile floors. The sink was in kind of its own separate stall with a teal tile backsplash bordering the mirror. Since there was no shower in that bathroom, the toilet was in a wide open space, and you didn't feel crowded at all. Some nice rubber tree plants in the corners, and a flower sill on the far wall on the far side of the toilet gave you plenty of pleasing, beautiful things to look at in addition to the skylighting.

I was only ever in that house four times, and I only got to poop in there on three occasions. The bathroom really was a part of a fond childhood memory that I really miss. One of these days I'll be able to spend money on a bathroom remodeling, and I'm going to definitely fashion it after my aunt and uncle's bathroom.

Pooping was never so poetic.