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Old 04-12-2012, 03:51 AM  
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7 acres pasture land...what to do with it?
CP-no whore houses, wife wouldn't like it and no pigs, hog farmer wounldn't like it (no pig semen for me)

Since the horses died 3 yrs ago, its been used for broumgh grass. We make about $200 after fertilzer etc.

From another thread, use 1/2 acre for 4wd R/C cars for fun. Use the other "strip" for R/C landing zone.

The rest ..what about making a Paint Ball Areana? Build some burms, some rough cinder block buildings, 55g barrels around, dig ditches, throw in some big logs??

Gotta do something with the land. And no, a dumb city boy, no cattle!!

Need to do something with the land to make some money.

thoughts?

And Ostrigas/lammas/organic gardens/vinyard/whorehouses/and pigs are out too All are too much work.

Paint ball fights/plane landings/4wd cars are not.

Other genious ideas?

Outta have Rainman make a poll.

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:08 AM   #31
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:30 AM   #32
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Perhaps some kind of cash crop? Poppys?

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:31 AM   #33
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I always thought a nursery would do good. It just might take a couple of years to get it off the ground. Which it sounds like you are in no hurry.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:40 AM   #34
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Anyone in your area who could work it and make some money? We have a client whose husband died last year and left her a shit ton of land. She is renting it to a guy to bail hay and such on for $3000/month.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:48 AM   #35
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put something on it / do something with it that no one else has/does in your area.

maybe like an off-road park. ATVs, dirtbikes etc.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:50 AM   #36
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Anyone in your area who could work it and make some money? We have a client whose husband died last year and left her a shit ton of land. She is renting it to a guy to bail hay and such on for $3000/month.
I just noticed your signature, very proud of you!

OP - You should grow and sell Christmas Trees, tons of money in that.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:00 AM   #37
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7 acres in town? Edge of town?


How about breaking it into grids and renting garden spots?
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:04 AM   #38
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How about an open gun range? There is a range down here run by a guy who had some land out in BFE. He opened an outdoor gun range with pistol range, rifle range, shotgun clay pigeon shooting range, shotgun slug range, & a special section that local law enforcement rents from him monthly so their swat/bomb squad guys can go there whenever they want. A buddy of mine was there last weekend when bomb squad guy was disposing of bomb materials by making/exploding bombs.
This was my first thought. Nice touch with reaching out to the cops, too. That will eliminate a lot of problems.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:05 AM   #39
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just mow it...my yard is 11 acres. it's a bitch, and costs a bunch in gas though.

the guy that owns another 11 acres just north of me has a paintball place set up. people just reserve a date w/him. even when he's got stuff going on, it's pretty quiet.

right after we built, he put it up for sale and i was trying to talk the wife into just buying it, so no shitbirds would move a trailer in. the old bastard went and won $50k in the lottery, so he took the place off the market and built a little shed to keep supplies in to sell the paintballers. i'm sure he's not getting rich off of it, but i think he makes a little money, and can get away from his wife.

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Old 04-12-2012, 08:11 AM   #40
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Plant something. Fruit trees, pecan trees, blueberries, etc. Whatever grows well in your area.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:15 AM   #41
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How does the land lay?


If you're a greenthumb at all, you could look into commercial gardening and selling produce at farmer's market or sell in volume to someone who does.

You could also think longer term and look at some alternative crop ideas, like grapes or acai berries for a little more return on your investment.

Paintball might work, but it exposes you to liability for injury. I know this because someone took his provided goggles off during a paintball event on our property, had a retina detached and won his lawsuit vs my family.
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My God, THIS!

I had mentioned it as well last page, there's a guy in Alabama I know that literally makes $100,000. per season. Not bad for a month and a half worth of labor.
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Paintball might work, but it exposes you to liability for injury. I know this because someone took his provided goggles off during a paintball event on our property, had a retina detached and won his lawsuit vs my family.
i agree w/this...i mentioned the guy next to me because someone else mentioned paintball. also, because i was kinda worried at first that the place was always going to have a bunch of people and noise. actually, it's usually pretty quiet over there, and he's a pretty good old boy. i do question his sense at times, like when he schedules an event on the first weekend of rifle-deer season.
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