What will the Chiefs 2012-13 record be...?

[Quesadilla Joe]

• Sept. 9: Atlanta, noon (Fox) - L - Julio Jones, Roddy White, TG, Matt Ryan, and Michael Turner is too much firepower for us to keep up with.

• Sept. 16: at Buffalo, noon (CBS) - L - This will be Buffalo's home opener and they will be jacked up for this game after the Mario Williams signing.

• Sept. 23: at New Orleans, noon (CBS) - L - The Saints speed will be too much for our bigger 3-4 defense to handle. We can't hang with the Saints in a dome.

• Sept. 30: San Diego, noon (CBS) - W - I know I said the only winnable games were Buffalo and Tampa but I overlooked the Chargers. They are notorious for starting the season slow.

• Oct. 7: Baltimore, noon (CBS) - L - They are one of the best teams in the AFC. Their defense will stop our running game and force Casshole to beat them. Which he won't.

• Oct. 14: at Tampa Bay, noon (CBS) - L - They had a down year last year but they are a better team than they showed last year.

• Oct. 21: open

• Oct. 28: Oakland, 3:05 p.m. (CBS) - W - Kinda wish our bye wasn't wasted on a divisional opponent, tough break there. Also, the Raiders are garbage anyways, total waste of a bye week.

• Nov. 1: at San Diego, 7:20 p.m. (NFL Network) - L - Dolt fans only show up to watch primetime games. SD is a tough place to play in night games

• Nov. 12: at Pittsburgh, 7:30 p.m. (ESPN) - L - At Pittsburgh on Monday night?

• Nov. 18: Cincinnati, noon (CBS) - W - Home against the Bungals who are not very good. I can see the Bengals picking in the top 5 next year.

• Nov. 25: Denver, noon (CBS) - L - Arrowhead will be raucous until the Donks score on their opening drive. Then the seeds of doubt creep in to all Chiefs fans when they remember that Manning is their master.

• Dec. 2: Carolina, noon (Fox) - W - This game kind of worries me because our career day defense might struggle against a QB like Cam. But we are a better team than Carolina.

• Dec. 9: at Cleveland, noon (CBS) - W - Cleveland could be picking at #1 next year. We could start Casey Weigman at QB and still win.

• Dec. 16: at Oakland, 3:05 p.m. (CBS) - L - Really don't like predicting sweeps of divisional opponents.

• Dec. 23: Indianapolis, noon (CBS) - W - The Colts cut everybody on their team who was any good not named Freeney, Mathis, and Wayne.

• Dec. 30: at Denver, 3:15 p.m. (CBS) - L - This game really depends on whether the Donks are resting their starters or not. But as a Chiefs fan I am not willing to say the Donks are SB contenders so out of pure hatred I will say they are playing for their playoff lives. We won't beat the Donks on the road, not with Manning there.

Final record - 6-10