Detroit Tigers @ Kansas City Royals--April 18

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I'm back into that stage where I just feel really sorry for you guys.

Jesus - how can this team be this terrible? It doesn't make a lick of sense. There is too much talent on the team and it's not like they're rolling over and dying like the Ken Harvey days. When you get pitching, you get no hitting. When you get hitting, you get no pitching. It's a team that simply knows how to lose.

You have a ton of talent and I shit you not - Ned Yost is a good manager. There's no reason for the Royals to be anywhere near this terrible.

You guys have one cursed goddamn franchise.

We just aren't that good. Starting pitching is below average, bullpen is below average and the lineup is below average.