Football Elvis Dumervil arrested - Page 24

Quesadilla Joe · 07-15-2012, 01:15 PM

The Miami-Dade (Fla.) court website confirms Elvis Dumervil was arrested for aggravated assault with a firearm.

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Pasta Little Brioni · 07-17-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

I didn't see the story, but according to a poster on OM, the Victoria Secret lady admitted to just repeating what the other parties in the traffic incident told her, and not actually seeing Elvis with a gun.

Of course she did (after getting a suitcase full of cash)

**Bowser** · 07-17-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.

And lo and behold, gun(s) were found! By the cops! After said cops were told by Dumervil and Co. that they had no guns!

We need to shift the perspective of this thread, Knowmo. Who do you guys have to replace Dummy with? It certainly has the feel of getting ugly for him, and the Donks may be without his services for a stretch.

vailpass · 07-17-2012, 11:51 AM

Bottom line here is Elvis is one stupid **** that needs to be kept in a locked room until game day.

-King- · 07-17-2012, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

Yes, the "victims" saw a gun. Elvis did not flash one.

How did they see it then?

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

And lo and behold, gun(s) were found! By the cops! After said cops were told by Dumervil and Co. that they had no guns!

We need to shift the perspective of this thread, Knowmo. Who do you guys have to replace Dummy with? It certainly has the feel of getting ugly for him, and the Donks may be without his services for a stretch.

Dumervil will be exonerated.

But hypothetically, if Doom was guilty, the Broncos would be ****ed. The only thing that makes the Broncos defense even somewhat scary is Von and Doom. Without one of them, the defense is nothing special.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

How did they see it then?

The guy driving the Mercedes flashed one after the people in the Impala threw something at Dumervil's car.

KCUnited · 07-17-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

Turns out it was just his bicep.

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mr. tegu · 07-17-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

If this is true Steinberg will rip an asshole so big this might not get to court.
Of course, Judge/Jury/Executioner Wapner-Goodell will hold court regardless. That's the one I fear.

This is true. He may not get in any further trouble with the legal system, but I think it is clear he is missing games. How many and when are the real questions.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-17-2012, 11:55 AM

It isn't special WITH them. It was still a bottom tier unit, raped by good offenses.

-King- · 07-17-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

The guy driving the Mercedes flashed one after the people in the Impala threw something at Dumervil's car.

The police report says that both of them flashed guns. So the victims were lying about seeing Dooms gun and just got lucky that he just so happened to have on in his car? What a coinky dink.

vailpass · 07-17-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

This is true. He may not get in any further trouble with the legal system, but I think it is clear he is missing games. How many and when are the real questions.

If no legal proceedings 1-2 game suspension is my guess.

vailpass · 07-17-2012, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

The police report says that both of them flashed guns. So the victims were lying about seeing Dooms gun and just got lucky that he just so happened to have on in his car? What a coinky dink.

Ever seen a top-notch attorney at work?

mr. tegu · 07-17-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

Dumervil will be exonerated.

But hypothetically, if Doom was guilty, the Broncos would be ****ed. The only thing that makes the Broncos defense even somewhat scary is Von and Doom. Without one of them, the defense is nothing special.

As if Goodell cares. How many charges where brought against Big Ben?

**Bowser** · 07-17-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

Dumervil will be exonerated.

But hypothetically, if Doom was guilty, the Broncos would be ****ed. The only thing that makes the Broncos defense even somewhat scary is Von and Doom. Without one of them, the defense is nothing special.

I've said from the beginning that Dum won't face charges on this in the end. Even if he is as guilty as it looks like he is right now, somehow or another the friend will take the fall to save Dum from serious problems. All that being said, Goodell is going to take it out on him. This is not what he wants to see out of his high profile pro bowl players, or any player, for that matter.

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Bottom line here is Elvis is one stupid **** that needs to be kept in a locked room until game day.

All day this. He's a ****ing idiot, bottom line. If some crackhead is throwing bottles at your car, don't get out acting like Mr. Big Dick. You stay in the car and call the cops, period.

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

All day this. He's a ****ing idiot, bottom line. If some crackhead is throwing bottles at your car, don't get out acting like Mr. Big Dick. You stay in the car and call the cops, period.

they were locked in traffic and they had reason to believe that the woman was going to be violent. It's not un-reasonable if you can't move.

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