Being Threatened at Work

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by The Macho Man

Wow. Are you serious? That's the advice you give this guy? **** that.

Here is how you handle this situation:

1st: Wait till he grabs the mic and starts talking shit about how he's the best employee and can kick anyone's ass.

2nd: Make a snappy appearance. Give your fellow co workers a chance to cheer you on for a bit. Try flicking the lights on and off for added dramatics, then stand on the table and throw your arms in the air, maybe throw up a couple of peace signs.

3rd: Stand up to him, and tell your co-workers how you are the greatest employee ever.

4th: When he's in shock and searching for a rebuttal, grab a steel chair and crack him up side the head with it. Then grab his name tag and lay it across his face.

5th: Climb to the highest stair and do an elbow drop, smashing his nametag into his face.

6: Walk out like a pimp. Maybe flex a couple of times.

you're welcome.

Untouchables Advice >>>>>>>>>>>> Fake Ass Wrestling Advice, even if he does have "Macho Man" embroidered on his speedos, nttiawwt.

Neg rep yourself.