Toilet Bowl

[TimeForWasp]

Anything you can do,
We can do worser.
We can do anything
Worser than you.

Any points you can score,
We can score lesser.
We can score any points
Lesser than you.

Any yards you can run,
We can run fewer
We can run any yards
fewer than you.

Any kicks you wide left,
We can wide lefter.
We can kick any kick
wide lefter than you.

Any picks you can throw,
we can throw better.
We can throw any picks
better than you.

Any flags you can get,
we can get morer.
We can get any flags
morer than you.

If you have bad coaching calls,
We can coach badder.
We can make coaching calls
badder than you.