A mock in the spirit of Direckshun

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by SNR

Who goes onto a Chiefs board where fans are speculating over the trade value of one of their own players, and then has his period because nobody stopped and said, WAIT A MINUT GUYZ WAT ABOUT DUMBVILLE?

It's speculation, you turd. If Dumervil is that much more ****ing valuable than Tamba Hali, then why are you trying to inject him in a conversation about trades? Why don't you speculate about trading Von Miller? Why don't the Texans speculate about trading JJ Watt?

Could it be that Dumervil really ISN'T all that valuable? Especially at the price your troll ass is suggesting?

Keep up the trolling, bud. You won't see any bets with me for an entire year. Now go to your room.

Wow, this is fun.