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frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:07 PM

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

That gets you a red light camera ticket in Spokane, unfortunately.

this blows my mind. so this means that you HAVE TO sit behind the damn line until the coast is clear, which means in a high traffic flow situation you could have to sit through several cycles. that ain't right.

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Haven't been to Floriduh since bootcamp. Didn't have my car with me.

A little while back the wife was coming out of Publix with a full cart of groceries when one of em plowed over the cart barely missing my wife, continued going, pushing the overturned cart, running over our groceries until the perp settled in a handicap spot.

She crept out of her Caddy over to my wife to see if she was ok before heading into the store to do her shopping.

My wife was standing there like WTF?

Simplicity · 03-13-2013, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

Who tf are you? Stop your bitching. The girl was going 2 mph under.

Frazod · 03-13-2013, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LOCOChief

A little while back the wife was coming out of Publix with a full cart of groceries when one of em plowed over the cart barely missing my wife, continued going, pushing the overturned cart, running over our groceries until the perp settled in a handicap spot.

She crept out of her Caddy over to my wife to see if she was ok before heading into the store to do her shopping.

My wife was standing there like WTF?

Holy shit. Did you get your destroyed groceries replaced?

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 02:05 PM

As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch.

How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Holy shit. Did you get your destroyed groceries replaced?

No, that's why my wife was still standing (with others) there with the WTF thing going on. The criminal didn't even know she pushed the cart all the way into the parking spot, she was what they call oblivious. I suspect she was a repeat offender.

Frazod · 03-13-2013, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch.

How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplicity

Who tf are you? Stop your bitching. The girl was going 2 mph under.

I'm frankotank BITCH!
the girl was a dumb mother****er breaking the law.

now get the **** OUTTA MY WAY!

non driving mother ****er.....

**Predarat** · 03-13-2013, 02:10 PM

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

Frazod · 03-13-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LOCOChief

No, that's why my wife was still standing (with others) there with the WTF thing going on. The criminal didn't even know she pushed the cart all the way into the parking spot, she was what they call oblivious. I suspect she was a repeat offender.

Your wife's far nicer than me. That bluehaired bitch would have been replacing everything in the cart and delivering them to my house in her Cadillac.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

I totally want a word bar light thingy in my rear window with a keyboard up front so I can give destructive criticism to those I've had to pass using nascar moves.

Goldmember · 03-13-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

Or automatically attach a bomb to their car with a warning comes on that requires them to drive at least 70 or the bomb goes off

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:16 PM

dear Maryland woman

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Your wife's far nicer than me. That bluehaired bitch would have been replacing everything in the cart and delivering them to my house in her Cadillac.

No offense but I figure my wife is far nicer than anyone on cp and Ol blue would've drove through the front of your home and killed your dog upon delivery.
Seriously, I see old people down here driving down the wrong side of the road almost weekly. You can barely see them slumped down in their seat, pushed up against the wheel and white knuckled. ridin dirty.

Rasputin · 03-13-2013, 02:19 PM

I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".

03-13-2013, 01:07 PM
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT! Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95. Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters. "[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'" Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move. However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before. "Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said. She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA. "The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'" http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the **ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES! Here's a link to individual state laws. http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a **ing MORON! GET YOUR ASS OVER!
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Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch. How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.
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Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $45421	I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".
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