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Embrace the love
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You obviously haven't watched Beerfest. You should have been training for this since last year.
I'm not sure there's much you can do on such short notice, but I would start drinking Ram urine in high altitude. Couldn't hurt. ![]() |
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Fish are scared of me
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Having someone barf while you are inside them creates a most interesting dichotomy of sensations. On the one hand you are utterly shocked and repulsed by the act, the smell and the mess. On the other hand, that shit gets TIGHT son! So while I did not, I wouldn't judge you if you did. |
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Inhale as much urine, stale beer and feces smell Fromm the rooftops as you can. Bottle some for us.
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Run dumb ass run
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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My bachelor party was in Chicago.
I remember some of it. |
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Bring crack.
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Drink like a fish.
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Banned
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well Kiimosabi just got my vote for n00b of the year
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Spiraling down the Drain
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Besides drinking, remind me again of the allure of Wrigley?
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Veteran
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I drank with the Gronks Saturday night. Shit was ridiculous
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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Cocaine. Save a bump for the next morning, you'll be fine.
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I'll be back.
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Father of how many now?
Sad.
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