Poop Took a dump. One wipe: no mess. Fist pump.

**Canofbier** · 06-25-2013, 10:33 AM

Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.

Mr. Laz · 06-25-2013, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier

Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.

ewwww

do you have globs of shit on your shower floor now?

I personally hate the "mud" shit myself

**Canofbier** · 06-25-2013, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

ewwww

do you have globs of shit on your shower floor now?

I personally hate the "mud" shit myself

Nah, when do resort to that kind of thing you do a pretty thorough job of making sure things are clean.

**ShortRoundChief** · 06-25-2013, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier

Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.

Those generally happen to me directly after a shower.

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